The Last Word

Which is precisely why it prefers being with me.

Just started a job as a debt collector. I have repossessed the last word. Merry Christmas.

That's a Scrooge move undeserving of the last word. Merry Christmas.

The LW is merrier by my side.

Too bad it is no longer there.

First LW of the new year!

and now for mine.

And my first LW of 2013 and mine should it remain forever, if you were proper gentlemen....

I guess we're not proper gentlemen :p :

Never have been.

I am.

Not really.

From what the LW is telling me I am not surprised...

The last word must've told you that when you had it.

I never stopped having it.

Rest assured, you don't have it now.

Yes I do!

No, you don't!

I am pretty sure I do.

Still incorrect.

The LW does not agree.

To alleviate your squabbling the LW has permanently returned to me.

That really had to have been difficult to determine without having the last word to ask.

I can ask the LW but I already know the answer, and you won't like it...

So you got my message from the lw to you?

Yes, the message was for me to have the last word.

But not in this thread

Then in what thread? Rather we shall just conclude that I have the last word in ALL threads.

In all OTHER threads maybe...

No, that most certainly includes this one.

By mistake.

Yes, your mistake.

Mine?, how? I wonder...

Someone without the last word, like yourself would of course be confused.

The LW confirms my lack of confusion.

The apparent lack of confusion was temporary.

Rolling down the street smoking endo, sippin' on gin and juice. That's what me and the lw are up to now.

Enough of that nonsense, the LW is safe here with me

The LW is traumatized after having been with you lot for so long. It needs peaceful rest and recuperation with me for many years to come.

Your have a short definition of years.