The Last Word

Now would be he right time.

TLW is spherical and plural

There can be only one last word and it's here with me.

You simply have a forgery.

That's what I've been saying all along.

Bonus, wtf is that?? Lucky git! Did you see what I did there, got the last word.....

No you didn't.

Because I did.

You mean had.

Tommyrot

Indeed, Tommy Robinson is rotting in jail, a good thing. An even better thing is my ownership of the last word.

Too bad the last word prefers it here.

What makes you think that?

Instinct

Which must be as basic as it is wrong.

Your one wrong makes a right for me.

Expect for the fact that the LW is mine.

Was yours, I lways expect the last word to return to me.

A vain hope it is...

....yet consistently achieved.

In your imagination.

This is actually very real.

I don't think so.

The last word thinks so.

No. The LW is just toying with you. Reality is that it's perpetually with me.

If perpetually includes aaaaaaaall the time it spends with me.. then maybe, just maybe.

but if it's with both of you all the time and with me all the time, but I'm never with either one of you I must conclude that you both are wrong.

Nah, it's all relative. You two merely live in parallel universes, but there is only one true LW.

And as always it is with me.

No, it's just an illusion.

Yes, what you have is an illusion, this is reality.

The reality here, people, is that the one and only LW is mine and with me it shall remain.

Until, that is, off course, now.

I strongly disagree.

The last word doesn't.

Disagree with my ownership of it.

Thanks for completing my sentence.

Nah mate you started mine.

The last word isn't buying what you're selling.

Because it needs nothing when it is with me.