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Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
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Teaching Math in 2009
Un hachero vende una carretada $100. El costo de la producciones es $80
Cuántas pequeñas muchachas él compre con el beneficio?.
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Let me ammend that last part for youQuote:
Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
:mark:Quote:
Teaching Math in 2009
Un hachero vende una carretada $100. El costo de la producciones es $80
Cuántas pequeñas muchachas él compre con el beneficio?.
Thank you. I do not speak Spanish and that was all that I had to go on.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating
furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is
he doing that?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that
at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles
could easily rupture.' Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said
the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in
bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed,
'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better insurance.'
Old Markabilly loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat one day when he hears a voice say 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he again heard a voice say 'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there sitting on a lilypad was a frog.
Markabilly asked 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog replied ' Yes, I am talking to to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.'
Looking at the frog he picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog said 'What are you, nuts? Did you not hear what I said. Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
Markabilly looked at the frog and said 'Nah, at my age I would rather have a talking frog.'
The FiA......
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Nelsinho Piquet is so stupid that he thinks Tupac Shakur is a racing track in Israel
For Pino:
One woman to another at a cocktail party.
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong hand?
'Yes, I married the wrong man, Markabilly.'
Markabilly and Tazio were talking.
Markabilly said 'I'm supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birthday from the two of us. Why can't she buy it? It is her mother.
Taz asks 'What did you buy her last year?'
'Last year I bought her a very expensive funeral plot.'
'Hmm. Hard to top that one.'
They didn't come up with anything so Markabilly didn't buy his mother-in-law anything.
When the big day arrived the next weekend she was more than a bit upset.
At the family gathering she announced in a very loud voice 'Thank you all for your wonderful gifts. Too bad my daughter and son-in-law were not so thoughtful.'
Thinking quickly in his usual clear and incisive way Markabilly replied 'Well you haven't used the gift we gave you last year!'
For pino:
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RESTAURANT GOOD SIGNS/BAD SIGNS
Good Sign: You see your waitress washing her hands after using the washroom.
Bad Sign: You are in the men's room.
Good Sign: No sign of cockroaches in the kitchen,
Bad Sign: They were all eaten by the rats.
Good Sign: The restaurant's signature dish is Crepes Suzette Flambe.
Bad Sign: Suzette is the name of the owner's missing wife.
Good Sign: The delightful 'Salade de Poulet' has raisins.
Bad Sign: Them ain't raisins!
Good Sign: The Restaurant Guide rates it as the best restaurant in Paris.
Bad Sign: That is Paris, Ont.