The Last Word

but it never likes to stay with you

More often than with you.

as usual, incorrect

Its favourite owner is me, naturally.

then how come it insists on coming back to me?

Just for the occasional laugh. It then promptly returns to me.

only to return to me

Its basically an open relationship, it's with me most of the time but sometimes spends short periods with others.

well your time gets shorter on every further visit

I wouldn't be so sure.

The LW is friendly and does like to visit others from time to time, but its permanent home is with me.

it must really dislike it's "permanent" home considering how much it wants to be away

which is why it moved in with me

obviously the last word could not deal with stating with you

The last word could not deal with your spelling.

fortunately the last word is rather forgiving

Yes, and it has much sympathy for you sorry lot, but it prefers more intellectual companionship which is why it's here with me.

the last word feels your type of companionship is a poor excuse for intellectual

Indeed, the reason it is with me.

but yet it continues it's relentless running away from you

...and returning to me.

Me and the last word enjoy our open relationship, mine again.

and now back to me

Back again

....with me

This thread is like a yo-yo. Time to put an end to it by claiming the definative LW.

Yeah, mine.

i'm sure mine is what was actually meant

This tread is futile. Let's just agree to disagree whilst I claim the LW for benefit of everyone.

there is no benefit to anyone when I don't have the last word

We need to consider what's best for the LW. I think we all agree that it's best left with me.

seems that the last word has quite validly objected to your point

I'm its legal representative and have confirmed the above

you may continue representing the last word while i maintain it.

as its legal representative,I have devised a scheme to exploit a legal loophole that gives me the last word

guess the last word is not satisfied with your services

Which is why it's with me.

the above is yet another glaring miscalculation

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My last word

and farewell to your last word...hope you enjoyed it