The Last Word

The LW suspects that the Captain is a member of the Justin Bieber fan club.

Forget the LW, I am not impressed!

...but I am not surprised.

The lw's suspicions are wrong.

The LW is rarely wrong.

However in this instance, it was

I don't think so. I'll keep the LW while you attend your weekly Justin Bieber fan club meeting.

first last word of the year.

First lw of the year

Mine too

Last LW of the year.

For you, yes

Does this fred still exist?

it seems so

We might as well close it now that I have the LW.

Sorry, but first you have to make a formal written request to the bureau of locksmiths and wait for them to consider it before this thread can be locked

I can't be bothered with all that red tape. Why don't you all just bgger off and we can agree amongst ourselves to close it.

It can only be closed during a period in which I have ownership of the lw, according to the bureau of locksmiths

Well, seeing that you no longer have the LW, the bureau of locksmiths has no jurisdiction.
Consider this thread closed.
Nothing more to see.
Carry on.

The bureau of locksmiths has voided your attempt to lock this thread

You can't stop the last word. Nobody can stop the last word.

However, the bureau of locksmiths can slow it down to a pace slower than continental drift

The Bureau of Locksmiths sounds like a scary scary organisation. Have they had any roles in major world events?

Not officially, although many assassinations of those who claimed to be the rightful lw holder have been linked to them :ninja:

Is that how Franz Ferdinand died then?

I hear the bureau of locksmiths is a very secretive organisation. Much is discussed behind closed doors that we don't know about.

That you don't know about

The LW knows all.

As does its rightful owner, me

the last word is NOW rightfully where it belongs

yes, in my possession

try again

ok

not good enough

I think it was

this just shows how informed you are.

I am quite well informed, thank you.

but still without the last word

Give it up you two.
The LW is, and will continue to be, with me. Permanently.
Thread closed.

nice try, hotshot!