Chance! You win a get out of jail free card and the last word.
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Chance! You win a get out of jail free card and the last word.
thank you very much
you landed on my street with 3 hotels...I'll take the LW as payment seeing as you have no money left.
You just landed on Boardwalk with 3 hotels. You can pay me in monthly installments if you want.
Thanks to an anonymous tip off the police suspected you have a crack cocaine distribution centre in your hotels, so have siezed all of your assets, including the last word, given them to me, and now 555-04Q2 has to pay me in monthly installments.
Tsk, no such activity has ever taken place in a fine establishment as mine. You must be mistaken.
Proceed to Mediterranean Avenue, do not pass Go, and buy it for a penny. 555 will meet you there as he's eager to rent one of your brothels.
I would never rent a Captain's brothel, the LW is not impressed!!! But I would like to rent that pink mini-skirt manufacturing plant you have on First Avenue!
the last word wants non of such poorly brokered deals
it has to take the higher moral stance
Morals? What do you know about morals dear Captain?
That morals work best when they suit me.
the last word no longer suits you or your morals
The Moral to this story is:
You can't make an Umlaut without breaking a few Pegs.
Yes, you can...
yes i can....have the last word
Could Bob The Builder fix America?
Barack Obama used his theme song as for his election campaign and couldn't.
There is nothing that Bob The Builder cannot do. Fixing America would be completed before his morning cup of coffee was finished. My son says so!!!
I've completed the takeover of the last word.
You dreaming again ol Captain?
Poor Captain... "A" for effort but ultimately always fails.
Just like the rest of ya :p : BTW, the LW says hello and is really enjoying the sunshine we are having over here today!
The LW is helping me nurse a nagging cold. Stay away or else I'll sneeze on it.
Your lack of mucus is disturbing.
Believe me, right now I have a surplus of mucus :s
Have you tried selling your surplus on the common market?Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
Or the black market, which with the right contacts could earn you lots of money
Don't you mean the "green market" dear Captain?
Like green snot?
I didn't want to say it...but you seem comfortable doing it!
Snot no more. The LW is pleased.
with me
The LW is neither with you or pleased with you. Quite the opposite actually, so you might as well stop trying Captain.
I find your lack of faith disturbing
What the problem is Captain. Not everyone can be a believer!
But everyone can be a belieber
Bieber.....never knew you were such a fan of his music. The LW would NOT be impressed with your choice!
The Captain a Bieber fan...? That explains a lot :mark: .
Just because everyone can be a belieber doesn't mean Captain VXR has chosen to be a belieber
The LW detects that you are lying about your Bieber status...