Interview the Person below you?

I dont know. Havent been around much myself here the last couple of weeks.

Who is Djarumdudley? I mean I only ever saw him post in the word games thread. Does he ever post anywhere else?

Yeah, he used to post more often in the other forums.


How often do you purchase a new pair of shoes?

Two in the last month! None for about three years before that (slippers excepted)

Do you think that slippers are designed to last from Christmas to Father's Day, or vice versa, and no longer?

I don't know when father's day is. We don't celebrate it so I can't answer.
However I think slippers last depending on how much time you spend at home and how busy you are.

Do you think you behave like a gentleman?

Of course I do:
- I hold doors open for ladies
- I give up my seat on the bus to a lady
- I get out of the bath to fart (even when I'm bathing alone)
- etc
But I sometimes think the Afghans may have it right: The woman always walks three steps behind the man - except in minefields!

Do you think using land mines is ever justified?

I know a few guys that I'd like to see walking down a minefield.......

Are you short tempered?

Not usually, life is too short to explode at people and things.

Are the words of Bobby McFeran's song 'Don't Worry, Be Happy" a good model for life?

Yes. However I'm more of a "I can't be happy cos I worry all the time". :p

What was the worst gift you've ever received on your birthday?

Hard to say, I am grateful for anything, but if I had to choose I would say a white, black and gold woollen pullover, it looked worse than anything I could describe.

What is the best gift you have ever received?

I think I've already said it. The book ''Playing the moldovans at tennis''. Maybe because it travelled half of the world to get in my hands, maybe cos it was a miracle that I saw the postman laying it at my door and nobody could steal the big tempting envelope, maybe because it was all I needed at that time, etc. etc.

Do you wear eye glasses?