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There was the time that Easy's little rug rat wondered in on him and saw Easy naked...off to mom, goes the little rugrat, all upset, so mom explains "those are daddy's little balloons. When daddy dies, they get blown up and they carry him to heaven."
A few days later, rugrat is callin mom on the phone, in tears, and saying "come home quick"
Why?
"daddy's dying!!"
"Why do you say that?"
"Ms donKey from next door is blowing up daddy's balloons and he is hollering, God, I am coming!!"
OL' Markabilly's better 9/10ths had decided that they had enough children and told him to go to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Markabilly went to the doctor as his wife instructed. The doctor explained the procedure and told Markabilly it would cost $2000.00.
Being the cheap sod he was Markabilly asked the doctor if there was any cheaper method.
The doctor told Markabilly to go home and get the biggest firecracker he could. He was then to light it and count to ten.
Markabilly didn't really understand how that could work but followed the instructions.
He lit it and began counting on his fingers. 1,2,3,4,5 at which point he put the firecracker between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
A conversation between Easy and markabilly (if I may):
Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Little old lady.
- Little old lady who?
- I didn't know you could yodel.
and I did not know that old Easy was a little old lady who could yodel....among her other talents with her mouthQuote:
Originally Posted by Donney
The new kind of driver in F1 and why Easy and the rest of us old farts would never, ever make it...
http://forceindiaf1.com/images/adrian_image.jpg
http://forceindiaf1.com/index/page_id/859
well, maybe Tazio would fit right in......
Once upon a time a female brain cell ended up by mistake in Taz's head.
She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
'Hello' she cried "is there anyone here? She called out a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled 'HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?'
Then she heard a voice from far, far away 'Hello! We are down here....'
And now folks I give you the joke of the year---------
Nay the joke of the Century--------------
EKI
Drifter had not studied for his final exam because he had been up all night with MkBilly watching The Bridges of Madison County, so he was understandably nervous. Since it was a true-or-false exam, he figured his best shot would be to simply flip a coin to determine the answers.
Within 30 minutes he finished the exam and sat back to relax while the rest of the class kept sweating out the answers. However, during the last few minutes of the exam period he began franticaly flipping the coin again and became visibly distraught.
The instructor, concerned about Drifter's irregular behavior, stopped by his desk and asked if he was ok.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Drifter said. "I finished the exam a half hour ago, but I'm going back through it to check my answers."
A few weeks ago it was Wade, ED you really need to get out more.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
As for my joke:
the Australian Cricket team.