I'll talk to the manager if you want, schmenke, get him to hire some ostriches alongside the robot.
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I'll talk to the manager if you want, schmenke, get him to hire some ostriches alongside the robot.
*Mark goes to the Juke that Schmenke has put on Timberlake to and unplugs it with his Hockey stick* There, if someone wants music, here is some tunes : *puts in a blues CD mix*
Normally, the manager would throw Mark out for such vandalism, but since Justin Timberlake was playing, it was justified...
*Brown, Jon browN goes into the pub and pours a pint on to the Jukebox (causes it to break with sparks coming out) He pugs in his guitat and starts rocking out!!*Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark in Oshawa
I would like to get intoxicated for my Birthday please! :)
Fine, raikk, knock yourself out... but in celebration, you're paying the rounds for everyone! While you're at it, see if you can fix the jukebox :mark: . I'm not sure I can take much more of BJB's wailing... :uhoh:
Wailing!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
This pub is to me what The Cavern was to The Beatles :D
**raikk fixes jukebox while drunk, tapes a maple Leafs logo onto the back of schmenke's shirt, **raikk laughs really hard until he passes out and lands on juke box, thus breaking it again**
Damn right it was, and not a jury in the world would convict me either.Quote:
Originally Posted by LeonBrooke
*grabs a coffee with a shot of Kahlua, and drops in Gordon Lightfoot's Greatest hits into the CD player behind the bar*
Free drinks for Mark! So long as he puts Green Day on...
No need for that !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by LeonBrooke
I can play 'Wake me up when September Ends' on my Guitar ;)
Okay, you do that, but I'll just put on some noise-cancelling earphones first...Quote:
Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow
All right! You can begin now :p
"Wake me up :o
When September Ends" :o
*Blissfully unable to hear the "singing". Also unable to hear the sounds of approaching danger...?*
" Here comes the rain again :o
Falling from the stars " :o
La la la la la la, la la la la la... can't hear anything... :p :
Dang, ok, I am not a big Green Day fan, will toss in some good ole standard Rock n'Roll, a little Bob Seger from his early days.....
Can we have a bit of Kylie, any bit, I'm not fussy :D
And a pint of Ol' Crunchy with extra crunchy bits please barkeep :D
Metro, if we put Kylie on the tele, I wont mind. God that woman is still hot.....but usually I watch her video's with the sound turned down!!!
How about some classical? Beethoven? Will that please everyone?
For that matter, will it please anyone? (apart from me, I wouldn't mind...)
I have just learnt how to play the Theme from the Halo videogame :erm: I could play that for you!!
BTW. Is there a barmaid here like the one in my signature?
Don't forget, the barmaid is a robot, and there are a few ostriches interviewing for a position alongside the robot.
I have a guinea pig who wants to apply for the job :p :
Pint of Coke please Tracey! :)
guinea pig? I think that'll be fine. Talk to the manager.
And where was that Red Bull I wanted??
I'm not allowing Red Bull to be served here until they kick Liuzzi out of Toro Rosso!
Now, for the delight of everyone(specially Schmenke), let's enjoy the evening listening to my Sum 41 CD :D
I should be provisionally allowed Red Bull until the 2007 driver lineup for Toro Rosso is announced.
Jso, Sum 41 are locals for me, nice lads, even I am not a fan of the tunes they pump out......
If we listen to the Sum boys, I hope we get a good mix of stuff after...it seem we have many different tastes around here, we need a virtual juke box......
Wait a minute, we DO have one....*turns Enter Sandman By Metallica up to 11*
I believe Tracey, the notsobright robot barmaid, was last seen chasing one around the field next door with a pot of paint.............Quote:
Originally Posted by LeonBrooke
Large Latte and cinnamon danish please barkeep :D
I'll have a frothy hot chocolate with a shot of baileys in it please. :)
Oh no. I'll have to go and explain what I meant... :oQuote:
Originally Posted by CarlMetro
Isn't Baileys coffee-flavoured? That's wrong, contaminating the chocolate with coffee...Quote:
Originally Posted by Loobylou
You, my friend, need to get a life :s hock: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow
A pint-o-crunchy for me please (where's that ostrich with the boots?...)
At least the music is getting better. Thanks Mark :up:
What exactly is a pint-o-crunchy?
You explain it Carl... :p : :laugh:
Hey! It's a good tune (very fun to play ;) )Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
Now.... Continuing the with the Rock'n' Roll theme I am going to play New Born by Muse :D
Just so long as you play it on the jukebox.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow
Halo is a great game.
My Guitar Version is so good you won't be able to tell if it's on the jukebox or not ;) :cheese: (Apart from the piano opening)Quote:
Originally Posted by LeonBrooke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NxYH8e9IJI :up:
It's a great song. I once used it in the soundtrack of a movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow
And you're right, I won't be able to tell the difference, with my noise-cancelling earphones! :p
You have enough of those to go around? :uhoh:Quote:
Originally Posted by LeonBrooke
Oh yes. We shouldn't be subjected to him ruining what is one of the best songs on the planet. If he wants to put it on the jukebox, I'll turn the volume up loud enough to rupture everyone's spleen ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke