50 points aint bad .Quote:
Originally Posted by airshifter
That's what the Bagbombers scored .
Fred and his hero are just getting started .
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50 points aint bad .Quote:
Originally Posted by airshifter
That's what the Bagbombers scored .
Fred and his hero are just getting started .
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.
SAUDI ARABIAN GRAND PRIX 2023
Dick Dastardly: “This weekend, we expect further progress towards our objectives…”
“With TWO World Champions, a combined tally of NINE World Championships and the acknowledged ‘Green Red Bull’ technology of the Aston Martin 007 James Bond chassis and engines, it will be an interesting weekend ahead…”
“To get a Podium position on the first outing as a team in Bahrain, was encouraging, but being always fearful of complacency, is not far from our minds…”
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team ['Victoriae faucibus ereptio']
‘Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory’...
Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team NEWS.
MuttleyF1 SCHEDULE for the Saudi Arabian GP 2023.
Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team, Configuration FANZONE UPDATE!
Driver1 - Albon – 4M
Albon claims Williams 'second to Aston Martin'
https://www.gpfans.com/en/f1-news/10...n-second-best/
MuttleyF1: “He! He! He!”
Driver2 – De Vries – 3M
Nyck de Vries told he needs to ‘step up a gear’ following AlphaTauri debut
https://www.planetf1.com/news/helmut...nyck-de-vries/
MuttleyF1: “Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!”
Chassis – Red Bull – 20M
Engine – Red Bull-Honda – 20M
Revealed: Red Bull using ‘genius tricks’ on 2023 car
https://formula1news.co.uk/revealed-...s-on-2023-car/
MuttleyF1: “He! He! He!”
Cucamonga Grand Prix Results:
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp202...02saudi-arabia
1 Martin McMafia! 54
1 Dżejms Błąd Ef Łan 54
3 Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team 52
3 Team Wise Guy 52
Overall Standings:
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp202...s/00-standings
:sailor: Spanky spanky!Quote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
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REVISED Saudi Arabia GP due to El Plan!
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp202...02saudi-arabia
1 Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team 61
2 Martin McMafia! 60
2 Dżejms Błąd Ef Łan 60
REVISED Overall Standings:
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp202...s/00-standings
1 Слава России!* 152
2 Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team 122
2 Lewis-Supreme-Reigning-Champion-2022-F1RT 122
4 Dżejms Błąd Ef Łan 120
4 Martin McMafia! 120
6 Team Wise Guy 116
7 Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team 101
7 ZRT-Castrol 101
9 Loco Americano F1 100
9 Team Z 100
Quote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.
SAUDI ARABIAN GRAND PRIX 2023 RESULT.
Dick Dastardly: “IS this Result true? Is the Result correct?”
“At the Team HQ, we await further clarification on ‘tender hooks’, before we open the cans of Ginger Beer in celebration…”
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team ['Victoriae faucibus ereptio'] ‘Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...’
Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team NEWS.
MuttleyF1 DETAILED ANALYSIS of the Saudi Arabian GP 2023.
Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team FANZONE UPDATE!
Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team - 50 Points (6th EQUAL) in Saudi Arabia...
MuttleyF1: “He! He! He!”
Overall Standing: 101 Points (7th EQUAL)…
MuttleyF1: “He! He! He!”
Driver1 - Albon – 4M
Albon finds Williams positives after costly brake failure
https://www.gpfans.com/en/f1-news/10...brake-failure/
MuttleyF1: “Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!”
Driver2 – De Vries – 3M
EXCLUSIVE: Nyck de Vries vows to "bring good value"…..
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/formu...gasly-29497433
MuttleyF1: “Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!”
Chassis – Red Bull – 20M
Engine – Red Bull-Honda – 20M
‘I’ve never seen a car so fast’: Lewis Hamilton amazed by Red Bull
https://www.independent.co.uk/f1/f1-...-b2304222.html
MuttleyF1: “He! He! He!”
End of DETAILED ANALYSIS, for FANZONE UPDATE!
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.
AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX 2023.
Dick Dastardly: “At the Team HQ, we STILL await further clarification on ‘tender hooks’, before we open the bottles (not cans as reported earlier) of Ginger Beer in celebration, from the Saudia Arabian Grand Prix EL PLAN Classification…”
“This weekend, with TWO World Champions, a combined tally of NINE World Championships and the acknowledged ‘Green Red Bull’ technology of the Aston Martin 007 James Bond chassis and engines, could our Star Drivers obtain a double podium?”
“To get two Podium positions in the first two outings as a team, was encouraging, but being always fearful of complacency, surely two Podiums at the Australian Grand Prix is possible…”
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team ['Victoriae faucibus ereptio'] ‘Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...’
Red Flag Grand Prix Results:
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp202...ts/03australia
1 Team Wise Guy* 118
2 Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team 63
3 Bagbomber 62
Overall Standings:
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp202...s/00-standings
1 Team Wise Guy 234
2 Слава России!* 202
3 Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team 185
4 Dżejms Błąd Ef Łan 175
4 Martin McMafia! 175
6 Lewis-Supreme-Reigning-Champion-2022-F1RT 167
7 Bagbomber 160
8 Loco Americano F1 151
8 Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team 151
8 ZRT-Castrol 151
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.Quote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX 2023 RESULT.
Dick Dastardly: “At the RED FLAG Grand Prix, our TWO World Champions, with a combined tally of NINE World Championships and the acknowledged ‘Green Red Bull’ technology of the Aston Martin 007 James Bond chassis and engines, obtained the double podium, the squad could only dream about…”
“That is now three podiums in a row, from the first three Grand Prixs, BUT surely our luck cannot last?”
“At the Team HQ, we STILL await further clarification on ‘tender hooks’, before we open the bottles of Ginger Beer in celebration, from the Saudia Arabian Grand Prix EL PLAN Classification…”
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team ['Victoriae faucibus ereptio'] ‘Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...’
Crazy race.Quote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
I'm pretty sure that the last time I won a round in the FGP was when Webber won Monaco.
I'll be down here, at the foot of the table, if anyone wants to come by and talk to me.
Can I change my Team ? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.
AZERBAIJAN GRAND PRIX 2023.
Dick Dastardly: “This COMING weekend, with TWO World Champions, a combined tally of NINE World Championships and the acknowledged ‘Green Red Bull’ technology of the Aston Martin 007 James Bond chassis and engines, could our Star Drivers obtain yet ANOTHER double podium?”
“BUT this could be an EL CRASHICO weekend, with two qualifications a Sprint, then the Grand Prix. Gunther Steiners’ new book, is a SELF HELP Manual, on how to deal with BIG crashes… …so that will undoubtedly become useful, over this coming weekend…”
“To get FOUR Podium positions in the first three outings as a team, has been extremely encouraging. Can it continue? As Gunther Steiner would say… ‘F & S, Double F & S’, but here, at Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team, we shall just say ‘Drat’!”
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team ['Victoriae faucibus ereptio'] ‘Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...’
Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team NEWS.
Muttley F1: “During the break, we haven’t stopped making preparations for this Azerbaijan Grand Prix weekend… He! He! He!”
Muttley F1: “NOBODY, but Nobody’, can make Formula 1 racing, more than a laughing Stock, than us here, at Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team… He! He! He!”
Muttley F1: ”To PROVE our credentials, beyond any reasonable doubt, we at Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team, plan to publish our NEW Fanzine Magazine, to OUR growing fanbase of Supporters… He! He! He!”
Muttley F1: “When will our New FANZINE Magazine, be published? Watch this space, BUT don’t hold your breath… He! He! He!”
Azerbaijan Grand Prix Results:
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp2021/results/04imola
1 Dżejms Błąd Ef Łan* 104
2 Angry Americans* 76
3 Team Wise Guy* 54
Do I have to post the results??? :(
Overall Standings:
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp202...s/00-standings
1 Team Wise Guy* 288
2 Dżejms Błąd Ef Łan* 279
3 Слава России!* 252
4 Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team 235
5 Martin McMafia! 227
6 Angry Americans* 224
7 Lewis-Supreme-Reigning-Champion-2022-F1RT 219
8 Bagbomber 207
9 Loco Americano F1 202
10 Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team 201
10 ZRT-Castrol 201
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.
MIAMI GRAND PRIX 2023.
Dick Dastardly: “DUE to the fast turnaround, from the AZERBAIJAN GRAND PRIX 2023, to the MIAMI GRAND PRIX 2023 the team communications were compromised… DELAYED!
YET another Podium in Miami, for the squad comprising of TWO World Champions, a combined tally of NINE World Championships and the acknowledged ‘Green Red Bull’ technology of the Aston Martin 007 James Bond chassis and engines.
AS one of our World Champions said, “I think at the beginning of the year a podium was amazing; now after four podiums we obviously want more, at least a second place… …but as I said, maybe Monaco, maybe Barcelona we have a possibility."
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/a...zmv0KW4kF.html
THIS is what we have planned for in our LONG TERM Strategy at Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team… …BONUS points at Monaco… …Fingers Crossed, Double Crossed…
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp2021/teams
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team ['Victoriae faucibus ereptio'] ‘Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...’
Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team NEWS.Quote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
Do I have to post the results???
Muttley F1: “NO, if it is that bad for you, BUT think of those are waiting so PATIENTLY for the MIAMI Grand Prix weekend results… He! He! He!”
Muttley F1: “NOBODY, but Nobody’, can make Formula 1 racing, more than a laughing Stock, than us here, at Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team… He! He! He!”
Muttley F1: ”SO, we at Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team, will write a Ghost Written Column in our planned NEW Fanzine Magazine, to OUR growing fanbase of Supporters, ABOUT your teams struggles… He! He! He!”
Muttley F1: “We hope that you will feel much better, with a Ghost Written Column in our New FANZINE Magazine… Watch this space, BUT don’t hold your breath… He! He! He!”
If there was relegation here I would be a shoo-in.
At least could you give us a link mate?Quote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
Thanks my man!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team.
Re: If there was relegation here I would be a shoo-in.
26th February 2023, 15:57 [Post #1]
Once complete please choose a name for your team and post your entry in this thread.
You have until the end of the day on March 2nd, 2023 to submit your team.
Good luck and thank you to all who enter!
3rd March 2023, 02:35 [Post #29]
My team, not very enthusiastic about it:
POSF1 Sponsored by HP
Ocon 14
Gasly 8
Doohan 1
Ferrari 19
Hass-Ferrari 6
Japan 48
Muttley F1: “As Organiser [FGP Promoter], there is this OPTION, that you COULD disqualify your team, for being a LATE ENTRY and save yourself and your team, from further grief… He! He! He!”
There isn't , so quit your whining about it .Quote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
We all know you placed your team as the sacrificial lamb to prevent all of us the ignominy of a last place finish in this championship .
It's obvious .
You're a medal winner , for crying out loud !
You're the only medal winner in the entire history of this site !
Buck up ,man !
We're counting on you .
Post those results . You can do it .
And , I'll even add a "pretty please" .
Yeah, come on dawg......pleaseQuote:
Originally Posted by Bagwan
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Hey N. Jones.
Though I can appreciate that you are keeping Taz, Mutley, and Bagwan in complete suspense.... if you are getting burned out on doing this and need a break let us know. I'm sure we will figure something out to help take up slack or take over for a while if you need the time. Heck, let me do it for just a few races and they will all be begging you to come back and take over, even if you take your time and always post results late.
And I do feel your pain. I keep some spreadsheets for an online shooting match we do on another forum, and it can suck the life out of you when your results are lower in the pack. We promoted it enough to get some real aces to join, and now most of the rest of us hope to even be noticed. :laugh:
And though we do like to talk trash when we have good years, poke each other in the ribs about kids beating parents, Bagwan being humiliated by Trophy Wife, etc... the single most important person in this forum GP for years has been you. And it's been appreciated for all those years. :champion:
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.
SWIMOLA GRAND PRIX 2023.
Dick Dastardly: “As one of the FGP Team Managers, Bagwan from the Bagbomber squad, has indicated;
“Reports are that all the teams are fitting snorkels on all the drivers helmets , as the Imola track is flooded…”
Here at Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team , we are having a sing song;
“In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed on to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2uTFF_3MaA
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team ['Victoriae faucibus ereptio'] ‘Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...’
I didn't want to post the results because I am always last....
until this weekend, I tied for first!
Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team NEWS.Quote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
Muttley F1: “From us, here at Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team, a great ‘Well Done!’ at this SHOCK result, which is now UNDISPUTED... He! He! He!”
Muttley F1: “This SHOCK is extended to us here, because according to our understanding at Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team, using the abacus and slide rule analysis, Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team have ALSO come JOINT FIRST… He! He! He!”
Muttley F1: “…INCLUDING every FGP team… He! He! He!”
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.
MONACO GRAND PRIX 2023.
Dick Dastardly: “AS one of our World Champions said, “I think at the beginning of the year a podium was amazing; now after four podiums we obviously want more, at least a second place… …but as I said, maybe Monaco, maybe Barcelona we have a possibility."
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/a...zmv0KW4kF.html
THIS is what we have planned for in our LONG TERM Strategy at Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team… …BONUS points at Monaco… …Fingers Crossed, Double Crossed…
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp2021/teams
For the squad comprising of TWO World Champions, a combined tally of NINE World Championships and the acknowledged ‘Green Red Bull’ technology of the Aston Martin 007 James Bond chassis and engines, the Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team, are ON tenterhooks…
The whole FGP Season depends on scoring well and finishing… That is WHY the Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team, are ON tenterhooks… Our TWO World Champions NEED to FINISH and FINISH WELL, otherwise it could be, ‘Drat’, ‘Drat’, ‘Double Drat’…
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team ['Victoriae faucibus ereptio'] ‘Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...’
Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team NEWS.Quote:
Originally Posted by N. Jones
MuttleyF1 SCHEDULE for the Monaco GP 2023.
Muttley F1: “With at Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team, being reliably informed of a Joint first, this SHOCK result is UNDISPUTED... He! He! He!”
Muttley F1: “What better place to celebrate than at the Monaco Grand Prix? The Muttley Laughing Stock of an F “He! He! He!” Team, will be parting on Friday night and then again on Saturday night… He! He! He!”
Muttley F1: “THEN, we will think about the racing on Sunday… He! He! He!”
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.
MONACO GRAND PRIX 2023.
Dick Dastardly: “Having been ON tenterhooks all race weekend, but more so today, the Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team are so relieved that the squad comprising of TWO World Champions, a combined tally of NINE World Championships, finished…”
So, the BONUS points will hopefully be good... BUT THAT said, it has to be the case of WHAT IF?
Fernando Alonso speaks out after Aston Martin call ruins chance to beat Max Verstappen
Fernando Alonso finished behind Max Verstappen after a chaotic Monaco Grand Prix.
16:11, Sun, May 28, 2023
By Luke Chillingsworth
Daily and Sunday Express
Fernando Alonso has spoken out about his difficulties of keeping the car on the track after Aston Martin’s decision ruined his chance to beat Max Verstappen. The team opted to fit dry tyres instead of intermediates or full wets at a crucial stage which could have changed the outcome of the race.
Alonso stopped first, Aston Martin bizarrely opting for dry tyres as others took for the intermediates. According to Sky Sports F1, Alonso questioned the decision over team radio but his team were admanent the dry compounds were the right call.
A switch to wet tyres would have given Alonso a chance to close on Verstappen who was struggling around as the conditions quickly worsened. Verstappen also had a big moment at Portier on his lap into the pits, losing control of the rear end and tapping the barrier on the outside.
‘Aston Martin call ruins chance to beat Max Verstappen’;
https://www.express.co.uk/sport/f1-a...aco-grand-prix
‘EL PLAN: WHAT IF?’
Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team ['Victoriae faucibus ereptio'] ‘Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...’
Oh, damnit, I never posted the Miami results!
Miami Grand Prix Results:
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp2021/results/05miami
Monte Carlo Grand Prix Results:
https://sites.google.com/view/fgp2021/results/07monaco