Originally Posted by scaliwag
It's been unofficially reported Max feels he's been singled out for corporal punishment, and he's so angry and upset his cheeks are crimson, the backlash has left him a beaten man, why he asks is he being caned this way, at a stroke those he feels were his friends think he is so over valued they wish to flog him, what a blow, do they have no knowledge of the backlash, his future could be clobbered, he's throbbing with indignation, and feels as if he's been thwacked, and then there is his sole mate Berni, a poor man struggling to make ends meet, down to his last couple of billion he said he feels frustrated and said, I should be horsewhipped, nay-nay he's never chastised me like that before, I'm gob smacked, it feels as if I'd been birched, however I feel contrite and sorry for him, I offered to make a quick whip round for him, and he agreed, Ho Heaven we'll have such a thrashing time, all together now Flagellation, Flagellation, Flagellation, we love pain, we love pain, we love pain, we love---- we---- AHHHHHHHH.
Regards scaliwag.