go farting

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Originally Posted by Eki

I was once listening to a football match and was amused to hear there was a player named Fan Der Fart. I wonder if he has a brother named Enthusiast Der Fart.

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I think you mean Van der Fard?

A Mildly Amusing Slide Show (Ive Parted Ivor Biggun) - YouTube

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Originally Posted by 555-04Q2

I think you mean Van der Fard?

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Actually I think it's written Van der Vaart.

Rafael van der Vaart - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Originally Posted by SGWilko

My mate Mick (the master farter) has a double jointed arse........

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How does he manage to stay on a bar stool?

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Originally Posted by schmenke

How does he manage to stay on a bar stool?

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Upward propulsion.

Do cows at wind farms fart more or louder than cows at other farms?

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Originally Posted by 555-04Q2

ioan will like this thread :p :

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Impossible, henners already likes it... ;)

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Originally Posted by schmenke

How does he manage to stay on a bar stool?

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He turns it upside down - prevents the wind too until the pressure reaches 5.0Bar that is.......

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Originally Posted by Eki

I was once listening to a football match and was amused to hear there was a player named Fan Der Fart. I wonder if he has a brother named Enthusiast Der Fart.

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I used to snicker when Robin Van persie and Rafael van der Vaart passed the ball to each other. persie (perse=ass in finnish)

Sorry, perhaps a bit off topic...

There's a land area just at the edge of our city, that's currently under review for commercial and residential development, called Paskapoo.
I'm not sure where the name comes from; I believe it's some native indian term.

I certainly wouldn't want to be the contractor that has to cut down those trees... :mark: