Wife Leaves Husband Asleep At Cinema

Reminds me of last year in Whitby an old lady got locked in the public loos overnight after the attendant failed to check to see if there was anybody in there at 7pm.

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Originally Posted by Monaro Doorslammer

Hehe, he must have had himself a coronary when he found out the post-apocolyptiic situation he must have thought he was in. :D

Would've been bloody dark too, which I wouldn't have liked one bit...

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One student got drunk and dozed off at a party in the dorm and since there was no spare bed his buddies put him on the table. He woke up in the dark and was terrified to find himself in the middle of nowhere on a small piece of hard surface with abyss around him. :)

A scary thing to think about when in Belarus, is it? :D

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Originally Posted by chac47

A radio station reported that In Christchurch NZ on Thurs night a man dozed off during the film 'PS I Love You' at a mall cinema. His annoyed wife left him asleep and went off home at the end of the movie. She woke at 3.00am to find he still wasn't home so rang his cellphone. Yes, he was still asleep. The man then tried to leave the mall which set off the alarms bringing the police :o . Of course TV news people are trying find the couple but they've probably left town for a few days I should think.

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:D :D :D
I'd say the police had a laugh at this one!

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Originally Posted by Rudy Tamasz

One student got drunk and dozed off at a party in the dorm and since there was no spare bed his buddies put him on the table. He woke up in the dark and was terrified to find himself in the middle of nowhere on a small piece of hard surface with abyss around him. :)

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Not the worst thing to happen to a guy who dozed off drunk in a dorm! He should have been thankful to still have his eyebrows! :D

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Originally Posted by dime3

Not the worst thing to happen to a guy who dozed off drunk in a dorm! He should have been thankful to still have his eyebrows! :D

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Or, on thinking about it, still having the majority of his dignity.

I have truly remarkable stories about people losing their dignity in the dorm when drunk, all by themselves, :D but that's another story.

Sounds like an excellent thread coming soon... :p :

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Originally Posted by Rudy Tamasz

One student got drunk and dozed off at a party in the dorm and since there was no spare bed his buddies put him on the table. He woke up in the dark and was terrified to find himself in the middle of nowhere on a small piece of hard surface with abyss around him. :)

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:laugh: The mental image that creates is brilliant.

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Originally Posted by Mark

If it was America he would be suing the cinema staff for not waking him.

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I knew as soon as I read the thread title that this guy wasn't an American. A married American guy would have seized the opportunity... and never been heard from again.

I hear that a fellow can cross into Mexico almost as fast as people can cross out of Mexico. :dozey: