Can you stop doing that, I'm trying to catch your LW post count (to prove that I'm the saddest get here) and if you keep posting I won't be able to do it.
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Can you stop doing that, I'm trying to catch your LW post count (to prove that I'm the saddest get here) and if you keep posting I won't be able to do it.
I doubt that I'll ever catch you two, but I'm aiming to surpass Rollo :D
It's a sad life really, I stumbled across the LW thread while I was on work experience and over 4 years later I'm still here writing pointless crap. On the bright side though I have the LW :p :
it's always pointless when you no longer have the last word
Grade II and higher Government Listed Buildings containing public servants are not required to have fire escapes retro-fitted where this would significantly alter the building.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Jan Yeo
Perhaps Her Majesty's Public Servants are not easily inflamed :D
It's just like being on the motorway. I'd be in the central lane doing 85-90 and someone in a car that barely comes up to my window line would whizz past at 110...Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
... and then they're having scones with Mr Plod about 5 miles up the road. Mr Plod likes scones; he let's people know that he wants to have scones with them by having a blue light flash on top of his car. It means "Come, let us have scones"
Sorry but I can't help it. I might stop when and if I find a life, in the meantime...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Jan Yeo
Well that's just not very nice
But the LW likes me.
That isn't actually true, the LW thinks that you smeeeelllllll of wee
I think you are mistaking me with a a certain Darco person.
It's not me, it's the LW. Whatever happened to DD anyway? Consigned to the history books of the LW like Carl and Mr Kurtz (who IIRC began the original thread)
I want to know what Rollo puts in his tea...
Mostly crack.........and mushrooms..crack and mushrooms
Not sugar.... I should say.
DD seems to have abandoned us forever.
She left thinking that she had the LW.
Little did she know...
I've always thought that she knew little :p : :D
The LW agrees.
with me having it
for a while
Shouldn't you be watching some football?
I'd already watched the football, very good it was too :D
Nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
We have cold tea, without milk or sugar... or tea. And we don't even have a cup, we have to drink it out of a rolled up newspaper.
And eat coal
Luxury…
When I were lad we used to live in cave wit' two dozen goats and ‘ave to pray 50 times a day, eat curried gravel everyday and make 3 dozen bombs before bedtime.
If dad were in bad mood he would make us read t’koran backwards and then behead us and sell us into sex slavery… if we were lucky!
Tell that tae the young jihadists of today and they wont believe you.
I'll confirm it with the LW.
Unconfirmed
No comments.
As usual
Does it mean you find my remarks not witty enough?
I didn't know that they were witty at all :p :
Ignorant!!!!!
Arrogant!!!
Extravagant!!!!
Immigrant!!
Pomegranate!
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I've just found the road to MPs expenses.
I have just found the LW.
I've just found my feet
Just below your ankles I hope....