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Taz, Donkey and Markabilly were making a big batch of Chocalite chip cookies to munch on during the Indy 500 qualifications.
Taz was busy stirring the batter.
Donkey and Markabilly were really working hard squeezing the rabbit.

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She was told by the nurse to go into an exam room and wait for the doctor.
After arriving the doctorexamined the baby and asked the woman 'Is he breast fed or on the bottle'.
She replied 'Breast fed.'
'Well strip down to your waist.' the doctoer ordered.
She did.
The doctor pressed and pinched her breasts in a detailed examination.
After she dressed he said 'Well it is no wonder he is hungry, you do not have any milk.'
'Naturally' she said 'I am his grandmother but I am glad I came in.'

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Originally Posted by Easy Drifter

Taz, Donkey and Markabilly were making a big batch of Chocalite chip cookies to munch on during the Indy 500 qualifications.
Taz was busy stirring the batter.
Donkey and Markabilly were really working hard squeezing the rabbit.

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And why were they working so hard?
they could not keep pace with Easy who was doing such a great job taste testing

What did Markabilly do when his grilfriend started smoking?
He slowed down and used some lubricate

What is the difference between donKey and bonds?
bonds mature


Why don't women blink when Easy is performing foreplay on them?
They do not have time....

Why did Tazio's new bride smile as she walked down the aisle?
She knew she had given her last...err.... oral sex act

and why did taz smile when his new ferrari went over a cliff.....

Remember a pat on the back is only a few inches away from a kick in the butt.

Easy goes round to Markabilly's for his weekly bit on the side...
He says - "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly."
Markamissus tucks away the dollar bill and replies - "Well, you certainly succeeded."

One day, three friends went to this "Gentlemen's Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.

Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.

Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.

Doctors at a hospital in Boston recently transplanted material from a pig's brain to a man's brain. The man's brain did not reject it.
That pretty well confirms what women have been saying for years.

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Originally Posted by Easy Drifter

Doctors at a hospital in Boston recently transplanted material from a pig's brain to a man's brain. The man's brain did not reject it.
That pretty well confirms what women have been saying for years.

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what??????????
that pigs think with their little heads, too
learn sumptin new everyday

Markabilly took his car in the the garage with a complaint about a clunking sound when he went around corners.
The service writer duly noted this on a work order and handed it to a mechanic.
The mechanic took the car out for a test drive and went around a right hand corner and sure enough there was a loud clunk.
He then went around a left hand corner and again there was a lound clunk.
Back at the shop the mechanic looked into the trunk and soon discovered the problem.
He returned the work order to the service writer with the notation ' Removed bowling ball from trunk.'