After a difficult couple of days, EuroTroll Racing's press officer (PO) interviewed the team boss (TB), EuroTroll.
PO: "What's your comment on McLaren's relative lack of pace?"
TB: "McLaren... why... what a bunch of boobies!"
PO: "What sort of result are you expecting for EuroTroll Racing tomorrow?"
TB: "I expect to shag your mother, hehehe..."
PO: "How do you rate young Valtteri Bottas's performance so far?"
TB: "Bottas... Bot... Buttocks... Bottom."
PO: "Are you hoping for further rain tomorrow?"
TB: "You're... you're my best friend."
The press officer would like to point out that at this point the team boss fell asleep next to two empty bottles of very expensive whiskey, and was unavailable for further comments.
