The OFFICIAL "OMG Danica broke a nail!!!" Thread

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Originally Posted by TURN3

My favorite is "When you PEAK, you win". Obviously she's using another brand.

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Oh, now THAT was good :up: :s mokin:

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Originally Posted by TURN3

My favorite is "When you PEAK, you win". Obviously she's using another brand.

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Oh, now THAT was good :up: :s mokin:

Is there any truth to the rumour that Princess Lapped a Lot has demande an extra large version of the sticker often seen on dump trucks?

Do Not Push!

Danica is like a silly "knock, knock" joke you heard as a kid. Cute and funny at first, but after the 13th retelling you were sick of hearing it.

Still a joke, just not funny anymore.

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Originally Posted by beachbum

Danica is like a silly "knock, knock" joke you heard as a kid. Cute and funny at first, but after the 13th retelling you were sick of hearing it.

Still a joke, just not funny anymore.

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Oh heck yeah. I've seen enough to know that she's no racer.

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Originally Posted by Jag_Warrior

And no, I do not blame Danica for that! I'll make fun of her if she believes her "yes men" handlers and blathers that she's ready for Cup competition... when it takes luck and lots of yellows for her to stay on the lead lap in Nationwide. But I don't blame her for the Zoo Crew on ESPN being a bunch of fawning goobers. But if you look at how many of the ESPN commercials are Danica related, I guess I can understand why they do that (to a point): she is now linked to their paychecks. But at some point (like next season!!!) the Goober Brigade on ESPN needs to get off that "she's just doin' a great job out thar" and "thar just ain't nuthin' she ain't afraid of, is thar?". She spent most of Saturday looking like there was an anchor tied to her car. At some point, even the ESPN guys are going to have to start describing what the viewers are seeing on their TV sets, not what they want the viewers to see.

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They are being paid to not be too critical. I cannot figure out why...but producers at ESPN obviously are oblivious to the public's appetite for stupidity....and ESPN's ratings are down this year....so I think my stance is backed up by some reality.

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Originally Posted by Jag_Warrior

In a stock car, Danica's not much better than Milka Duno is in an Indy car. "She's new"? "This is the first time she's seen this track"? "She's still learning"? From her rookie season to now, when's the last time anyone made excuses for Milka? Like never! And I don't recall that Shauna Robinson was any worse than Danica... yet she couldn't buy a break when she was in NASCAR. More often than not, she caught hell from all sides. I well remember that no one made weekly excuses for her. And unlike The Danica, she was in underfunded, third rate equipment that even lightning (big eared) Kyle Busch couldn't have won in. If Kyle had Danica's car, he'd still be smoking the field! Deserved or not, Milka and Shauna haven't been treated with kid gloves... not like the Princess.

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Milka in an Indy car never qualified usually close to the back of the field, whereas Shauna and Danica at least were at the back but not the slowest.

That said, Milka and Shauna never had the quality of equipment that Danica gets.....

Shauna Robinson was also racing in the Nascar Winston Cup Series (Sprint Cup) and not the Busch Series (Nationwide). Shauna competed with the best of them and like Jag said, she was with BAM racing which was a third rate budget and was still around 30th at best with who ever they put in the car.

Danica is in race winning equipment in the Nationwide Series and gets outrun by has-beens or guys 18 years old racing in their first races in underfunded sponsorless equipment.

the media just for some god awful reason is the greatest thing since sliced bread, if Danica was a guy, we would've never heard of the person, she has done nothing in the IRL and nothing in Nascar.

But she's "Hot"!

At least that is the reason often given for people going all ga ga over the Princess of pout. Ah, the wonders of photography, Photoshop, and adolescent fantasies.

It might not be so bad except she seem to believe the hype herself and thinks she should be given special treatment. She is becoming a caricature of herself and an embarrassment to racing. She may have a lot of natural talent, but certainly not the desire, intelligence, and dedication to develop beyond a field filler at most races.

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Originally Posted by beachbum

But she's "Hot"!

At least that is the reason often given for people going all ga ga over the Princess of pout. Ah, the wonders of photography, Photoshop, and adolescent fantasies.

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humm err huh....your momma better not catch you sneaking a peak at my sig.....

see the problem is like this:
1.IRL ain't got much else to call attention to its self
2. NASCAR still got plenty left to call attention to itself, so Dp sort of blends in to the mid pack a bit better.....and bubba don't need some woman driver running around all skimpy, cause bubba drives his own truck, not some woman. bubba has no problem with showers and soap where women involved, but It is just that he dont really want to see them all dressed up on the track,,,,and like Bubba I agree.

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Originally Posted by Easy Drifter

Is there any truth to the rumour that Princess Lapped a Lot has demanded an extra large version of the stick-her often powered by batteries?

WARNING VEHICLE FREQUENTLY BACKS UP!

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fixed it for you