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the last word is back....with me
Mr Astra has made a rare cameo appearance :eek:
That's rather surprising!
beef
Mmmmh, beef......
beef?
I'm hungry :(
I'm eating crisps
I'm drinking water
i'm talking with crazy ex-girlfriend, yay!!
I'm not, yay!!!
No you're not "yay!!!"... but are you "nay"? Ah - now there's a conundrum for the ages.
More of a conumdrum is how your location can be me in 5 years
I don't make plans with so much time.
Who's making plans? As discussed many times before on this forum, I am a time traveller. I'm making this post 5 years in the future, but relative to me it's 5 years ago.
Time is not a line, it's a whole sort of general mish-mash timey-wimey ball thing.
But why are you apparently located in me? I can't remember being into that sort of thing during the last 23 years and certainly don't envisage it during the next 5.
Rollo is in you???? Jeeez!
Not for another 5 years apparently.
Rollo, would you be so kind as to PM me this week's winning lottery pics.
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This thread is useless without picsQuote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
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I thihnk that it's chips which she has a problem with :p :
In the words of Sharon from the 1991 TV series "Joshua Jones":
Pies make you fat.
Yet the hypocrisy of this is that she then goes and sells pies from her catering van.
ah but pies equal cash!
and cash makes you rich.
And rich means that you can buy pies
but they make you fat, you know....
sadly I know all too well. Apparently beer also makes you fat.
Wrong, beer makes people more attractive, at least at night after some pints....
You say that but over the weekend I must have knocked back at least 8 pints and if anything was less attractive.
Like George IV?
Before he married Caroline of Brunswick, it was reported that he said to the Earl of Malmesbury "Harris, I am not very well, pray get me a glass of brandy". He continued to drink brandy for three days until the morning of the wedding.
He was so drunk on their wedding night that he collapsed into the bedroom's fireplace grate and remained there until dawn.
Now there's dedication for you. :D
or a severe case of cold feet.
Sounds like she was a bit of a minger :D
One of the book I have describes her as:
Caroline was short, fat, ugly and never changed her undergarments, and rarely washed. Her body odour was overwhelming. For her part, she found him fat, ugly and rude.
Ah, a marriage made in heaven. But yes quite literally a minger. From the OED:
Minger - adj
1. (British slang) to be unattractive (person or object)
2. (British slang) to be foul smelling
Another match made in heaven, me and the LW
A match short lived...
We're willing to give it another go though and I accept that the relationship isn't always exclusive ;) :D
Yep, that LW gets around :p :
It's a lady of the night that LW.