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'lo. When come back, bring pie.
Me like pie.
Pie good.
Let's go to Piekea
Swedish pies?
Flat packed pies.
They'd be found in Aisle 17, Location 2 and have the PLU of 760.800.924.06 and when you do finally get there are actually nearly two stories up, and you need one of the service dudes to get that forklift thing but none of them have the ticket.
Then the bloody thing doesn't fit on that trolley thing, and the trolley doesn't go down the ramps because the stupid mall owners have those bollard things and the whole thing just SHOOPS DA WOOP!
...
Hello?
HELP!!!
I'm stuck in an Ikea regression loop! :eek:
Never been Ikea
IKEA is the work of the devil
No, the people that insist on going to Ikea are the work of the devil :p :
If there was no IKEA in the first place, then surely people would go elsewhere
But if there were no people going to Ikea then it wouldn't be evil.
Oh yes it would. There aren't any windows or any clocks in Ikea, so you have no idea of what the time is or whether the sun is shining. Consequently you walk around the store without a clue of what time it is; past every single frikkin display in the place, and they all have stupid names like Trom and Elorg so you can never find what you want anyway!
I can't stand the place and I'm sure my wife keeps on dragging me along there just so I can pay for what I did in a previous life... I must have done nasty things to puppies and children.
Amen!
Is there such a thing as Ikea rage?
There's a magical invention called a watch. It's like a clock but small enough to carry on your wrist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rollo
Besides, I've seen clocks sold in Ikea :mark:
wouldn't those be 'ta tid pas'?
It's a pity that there isn't a European Championships for flat-placked furnture. Aftonbladet ran the word Shame on every page it could when Sweden lost 2-0 against Russia.
On the bright side of the Euros, France are out :D
On the low side, I have a minor hangover :(
On the bright side, I don't :p : :D
"The Sympathy School" should give you a refund :p
no refunds on CODs
Being a bloke I tend not to do sympathy :)Quote:
Originally Posted by NoahsGirl
*grunt grunt grunt grunt*Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Jan Yeo
I bet you're quite willing to do empathy if you're watching telly and some poor chap cops one to the knackers though.
Sort of, but at the same time I'm always glad that it wasn't mine :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rollo
Mondays... bah! :mad:
I didn't finish work until 7 :eek:
Tell me why you don't like Mondays.Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh boo yourself.
Agree to disagree?
Enjoyed a nice amble amongst the meadows last night, although the mosquitos were as big as pigeons :s
Hey Schmenke is it true that some Canadians quite often go cottaging?
Yeah, but it helps if you own a cottage :p :
Does 1812 count?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Jan Yeo
And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we’re the one’s that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!
I salute your country Mr. Schmenke in the name of all that's decent and proper :D