Joke Time

Donkey rides into town on his ass and dismounted. He walked behind his mount and lifted its tail and kissed it right on its butt.
An old timer ( Markabilly) asked "What did you do that for?"
"I have chapped lips." said Donkey.
Then Markabilly looked at him and said "And kissing an ass on his butt makes them feel better, right?"
"No" said Donkey looking at Markabilly "It just stops me from licking my lips."

Post a joke in this thread and you are safe.
Take a shot at one of us nutcases in your post and you are fair game.!!!!!! :eek: :vader:

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Originally Posted by Easy Drifter

Take a shot at one of us nutcases in your post and you are fair game.!!!!!! :eek: :vader:

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or take a shot at me and pray that I don't know your momma

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Originally Posted by donKey jote

"hey you donkey, isn't that hole a bit big for a lil pussy?"
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speaking of momma, I remember asking your momma the same thing....and she said, dude that thing u got is still to big to fit..... :vader:

Uuumh. Mark slow down a bit or we will all be in trouble.
Our shots (ooops) at each other are fun.
I feel your last couple of posts are a little over the top. I think you know I am pretty loosey goosey. Remember my scalping knife is razor sharp and arrows make no sound.
Keep the jokes and fun shots going but please stay with humour.
If we get totally out of control this thread will be shut down.
There are a small group of us who take shots at each other with jokes and we all are cool with the nonsense although we might scare off some people.
You and I are a little demented at times but we both need to back off sometimes.

Now stand by for my next below the belt shot at you!!! HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!

yeah you are right....i will just stick to talking about your momma and ignore all those PMs from el donKey about my mrs....but donkey kissing donkey :love :o n his butt is a bit more perverted as it smacks of true animal lust as well as self lust..... :eek:

And the rest, if they are too scared to take a shot at a real target, good. Game is for the non-faint hearted who got to be able to take what they give, a quality that is missing in many in the racing forums.......this ain't like shooting bambi

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Originally Posted by markabilly

cause as anybody knows, good cornbread is just as round as pie......

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Markabilly, please accept my apologies, I should have known that your family was too poor to afford square pans and that you had to eat your corn pone out of an iron skillet.

I should have known though, because I saw your momma kickin' a can down the street last week. I asked her what she was doin', and she said "Movin'!"

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Originally Posted by markabilly

ignore all those PMs from el donKey about my mrs....

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eh? I said I was SORRY, what more do you want? :s mokin:

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Originally Posted by Alexamateo

I should have known though, because I saw your momma kickin' a can down the street last week.

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Careful Alex, if she was wearing a paper bag it was his sister, and we know how worked up he gets about his missus :p : :bandit:

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Daniel walked into a building













You'd have thought that he'd see it

Sweating like..............

a rapist on trial
a pedo in a playground
a fat kid on cross country
a pregnant nun
a scouser in Comet
an alter boy after mass
Tamburello in an exam
an African child whose village is being visited by Madonna
a turkey on Christmas Eve
a prostitute at church
a man at a feminist meeting
Paul McCartney getting divorced
an American at a geography test
Clarkson at an eco conference
Al Gore at an anti hypocrite meeting
Gordon Brown at an IQ test
a celebrity at meal time
G20 protesters
a conspiracy theorist