i'll be having the last word now. thanks for keeping it warm for me in my absence.
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i'll be having the last word now. thanks for keeping it warm for me in my absence.
Your great big flapping trap :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr Jan Yeo
I don't have a trap.
I have a trapping flap. Does that count?
wow! a Ben Stiller show reference!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DonnieDarco
My last word, we have some catching up to do
All this talk of flapping traps is making both myself and the LW uneasy...
Talking of uneasy...
like you keepin the last word.
Which is back to me.
rsgr
Jan has lost his vowels.
Jan has lost his bowels
Jan has lost his owls
Jan has lost his scowls
I've lost my cowls
did you look under your bowls?
I did but couldn't see past my jowels
Try next to the dowels.
Camilla Parker Bowles?
now we're getting abstract.
Hot damn, that was a good wheeze! We're nearly up to the 5500th post: a very significant milestone I'm sure you'll agree.
meh
Burp...
How rude :D
I could do worse :p :
cheese
And eten of cake?
O Gluttony!
O sinnes of cursednesse!
Enshrined in a hogges tord...
Thou have not the LW
I make reference to the Miller's Tale and the red hot poker up one's anus.
That sounds distressing.
pressing?
You in a hurry?
YES! Another Chaucer fan :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rollo
The LW will now do a sermon on avarice...
Santa Is A Grecian, Santa Is A Grecian La La La La, Oi!! Up Cityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
so it's the gyros and baklava which hath make santa fat.
'When I was just a little boy,
My father bought me my favourite toy,
A Preston hanging on a string,
and told me to kick his ****ing head in,
****ing head in, ****ing head in,
He told me to kick his ****ing head in. :D
I thought it went:
When I was just a little boy
I said to my mother what should I be
Should I be City, should I be Argyle, here's what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
go fetch your father's gun
and shoot the Argyle scum
and support City.
That would be to the tune of "Que Sera Sera", mine was to the tune of "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry.
By the way, your location listed as "Not tellin nah nah nah na" is most probably Exeter.
Damn, how did you guess that? ;)
Is that my ding-a-ling as in: My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you come play with my ding-a-ling?
This act is over!