The Last Word

I bet he never calls it :D

I can't remember what happened so it is certainly a possibility :mark:

And the bike disappeared. One night I left it outside and the next morning it had gone :bigcry: ;)

I guess this shows that love is a fickle thing.

I wonder if it will now become a community bike.

I wonder what the bike's parents think.

It was a street bike anyway, they don't have parents that care.

It's going to spend it's life on the white lines now innit? :D

Yup, until one day it's lying in a scrapheap wondering where it all went wrong

It may be a good time to write a book with advice for other bikes.

I'm not sure it can write

I should like to point out that the current subject of this thread is an Illiterate Harlot Bicycle... yet another world first! :D

No the subject of the thread is the LW and I win

Nope sorry, your assumption is incorrect, please see the manager for further information

Why don't you go and search for him/her, while I take care of the LW? :D

I'll be taking the LW homne now for a while and a catch up chat

**** run!!! :D That's enough catching up, me and the LW have to plan our trip to Toronto

You're going to Tonto? Is that with or without the Lone Ranger?

Tonto works for Abbey National as the assistant to the Credit Manager - the Loan Arranger.

Yes going to Tonto, presumably you're going back to school Carl :p : ;) :laugh:

I wouldn't consign Carl to the Looney Bin though, in these days of environmental conscienceness it would be a better idea to have him recycled... or bicycled... or Illiterate Harlot Bicycled :D

how bout Bicycled a la playing cards?

I prefer ooh lala playing cards, youknow the ones you snigger over as a kid

Skip Toronto and continue on to Montreal.

Unfortunately the plane is only landing in Toronto and I just love the Maple Leafs :p : Not really, my bro is there so going to visit him :)

Tell your brother to move :p :

King's Rook to Kings Rook 8 aught to do it; that way, you can just pick off the back line pieces thus rendering the King vulnerable.

Eh?

Obviously.

This would be post 5555 for me, except in here they don't count :D

Wooo boogety boo.

Ok, the fun's already worn off from that... :(

no, now it has.

Yeeyyyyyyy

My last word.

Forever? Hmm... if you say so.

I don't say so

you wouldn't without the last word.

Yawn...

stretch

I don't want to stretch! Jeez, some people are SO bossy :D

Hey, at least I'm clean :p : :D

Pre-drinking last word :beer: