It is if they are not in the mood :cool:
Do you have any allergies?
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It is if they are not in the mood :cool:
Do you have any allergies?
Just pollen and general crap that floats in the air during the spring and summer. Antihistamines help somewhat :s
What do you normally eat for breakfast?
Mainly cereal, sometimes toast and bacon sarnies on special occasions :lips:
What brought you to this forum?
The promise of a fuller life.
Will I ever be famous?
The name "Harold Shipman" sprung into me head when I read your question, Jon :p :
Will I complete my Masters in Nursing at any point in my life? (many years from now though, just finishing my Bachelors now)
No, because I will do a Harold Shipman impression on you :mad: :erm: :p
If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
I'd choose Feeling Good by Muse, then you could kill me :D
Would you let someone practice venepuncture on you?
Not knowing what it is no I wouldn't unless it was recomended by a doctor.
Bugs Bunny or Duffy Duck?
Would depend on whether I fancied a stew or Chinese :lips:
Can I have a cup of tea, two sugars and milk please?
Well I suppose you could, but the milk is sour :bigcry:
Why is my computer making a grinding noise?
Perhaps you should stop sitting on it?
Is this the way to Amarillo?
For the last time..... NO!!! :mad:
How can I stop it from raining outside?
Move to the Sahara :dozey:
What should I do this weekend?
Play golf, drink beer, smoke a cuban?
What do have to do this weekend?
Since your question makes no sense I'll leave it to I dont have to do anything this weekend
Do you like my choice of username?
Aye Cap'n
Do/did you have a nice sunset where you are when I write/wrote this post?
I don't know if I did when YOU wrote YOUR post but as I am writing this it is raining so no sunset for me.
Cheese or Nuts?
Cheese - Smoked Applewood Cheddar is the best thing since sliced bread ;)
Guitar or Piano?
Guitar.
Would you like some toast ?
oooo yes please.
got any jam?
Not here but I have some blackberry jam home.
What's your favourite jam? I tried some Seville Orange in Brighton and it wasn't bad.
Strawberry. Seville orange is a marmalade, stupid confusing English language :mad:
How was my cheddar and mozzerella toasted sandwhich?
Acceptable.
Can someone please make me a steak 'n cheese sandwich?
If you provide the steak
Talking about steaks, do you like them?
Of course, who doesn't?
Who does not like a steak?
Vegetarians :mark:
Do you like lamb (um, I mean to eat, not to perform certain activities with... :erm: )
Nope the chops are tiny compared to pork ones :greedy:
Who wants bangers and mash?
Add a pint of ale to the lot and it is mine! :D
Some banoffee as dessert?
Would prefer vanilla cheesecake but if Bannoffee is all that's on offer then I guess it will have to do.
Can I have fresh cream with it?
No. All I've got is some cream I got last week and forgot to put in the fridge, instead I accidentally left it in the oven. Reckon it should be alright.
Ever drank milk that had chunks in it?
I think I may have. But I hope to God no.
Have you heard of Tim Shaw?
Does he have a brother called Martin?
Are you any good at poker?
Not but I am good at Mus.
Do you bet on line?
No.
What's the most you've ever won?
BTCC Tickets
Have you been to a BTCC event?
Lots, although not as many as I have wanted to recently :s
Is the sun shining on you today?
Nope grey clouds :mark:
Do you think that the Ford Scorpio is ugly?
I find most Fords ugly :s
Have you ever driven a vehicle with more than two axles?
Yep, 7 axles in total, 3 on the cab and 4 on the trailer with a 60t road planer on the back.
Has anyone seen my cheese?
Its in my stomach
Who's seen the Simpsons movie?