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Markabilly and his lady are in bed together.
She feels his hand starting to rub her arm and she says 'Oh that feels good.'
His hand moves to her shoulder and she smiles.
Finally his hand moves to her neck and she sighs.
But then he abruptly stops.
She quickly sits up and asks, 'Why did you stop?'
Markabilly responds 'I found the remote.'
When Markabilly was a little boy, his momma sent him off for his very first day of school, telling him to pay attention to the teachers, and "git some learnin'."
Well, it wasn't more than an hour that Markabilly shows up back on the doorstep at home. "Markabilly!", says his momma, "It's not time for you to be home from school yet, What's wrong?"
"Aw, Momma", says Markabilly, "They don't know nuthin' at that ole school. The teacher's supposed to be talkin' math, but then she starts sayin' that 'pi r squared.' Shoot, Momma, any fool knows that pie are round, cornbread are squared."
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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I will always have each other.
Markabilly is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas.
He hasn't lost any weight, but BOY, can he climb trees.
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.
This dude, no doubt a yankee or escaped convict or canadian (pretty much the same thing) is a fool and an insulting idiot, esp to be talking bad about me like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexamateo
Dude opens his mouth and stuck his whole leg in it, cause as anybody knows, good cornbread is just as round as pie, and the only thing square would be his head because while the side of a square inside a circle would the square root of pi, pi r squared is merely a number that is irrational, yet equals the area of a circle as indefinite as the universe
and I could climb trees long before I started my new diet............
then there was time that Taz, donKey and Easy went riding in the back of ole markabliiy's truck. Markabilly swerved to avoid running over a child who jumped out in front of him, and the truck went off the road into the lake.
markaboy got his window down and swam to shore, but those poor guys taz and Donkey and Esay nearly drowned before they managed to get the tailgate down.......
Then there was the time that Easy moved from his home when he read most accidents happen within about ten miles of one's home....but being real smart, he took his house numbers with him so wherever he moved, he would not have to change his address....
Then there was the time his mom locked her keys in the car...it took a locksmith to get poor easy out....
Then there was the time the blond woman knocked on easy's door and asked "are you in?"
EAsy said, "Not yet, you have to wait until I can get the door open before we can start having sex....
heard on the news last night that the police came and arrested Alexamateo for spying on his neighbors.....they caught him when the glass broke while Alex was trying to drill a peephole through his neighbor's window...
Taz has the body of a God.
It just happens to be Buddha!
markabilly was sobbing away burying his deceased cat in his garden
easy hears the tears pokes his head over the fence and says "hey you donkey, isn't that hole a bit big for a lil pussy?"
markabilly looks up and shrieks "it's inside your f***g dog! "
[quote="donKey jote"]"hey you donkey, isn't that hole a bit big for a lil pussy?"
quote]
Those have been my words on many occaisions when dating girls who said they were virgins, and I remember your momma saying, "try not to dig it any bigger...........