No, still out of stock I'm afraid :s
Do you collect the fluff from your belly button?
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No, still out of stock I'm afraid :s
Do you collect the fluff from your belly button?
Nope
Can I borrow some of yours?
Yes you may, but return it in the container I'm providing.
When was the last time you held a baby?
I don't remember, it must be a very long time ago.
When was the last time you changed currency?
Beginning of February this year, Euros back into £'s
What is the longest distance you have travelled on a single trip?
1000 miles
How far are you from the sydney opera house?
Not as far as you - Auckland to Sydney is 2,152km.
What would you do if there was a powercut right now?
Get some candles out of the cupboard.
Who said that?
It was your logical mind finding reasonable solutions for a common problem.
Do you get carried away by your emotions?
Nope
Is my toy carlmetro ready yet?
:erm: what do you want one of those for??
What can you see out of the window right now?
Nothing, it's dark :\
Have you ever just quit your job?
I tried to, but they apologised and promised to improve the conditions for me :D (seriously, it was a job no one wanted to do, and as a male, they really wanted to keep me).
Care to have a guess as to what it was??
Professional elbow-licker?
Do you enjoy long walks on a quiet moon-lit beach?
Nope
Do you have a lw trophy?
I have several.
What's wrong with long walks on a quiet moon-lit beach?
... sand in between your toes. Bad.
Do you prefer summer or winter?
Summer, so that I can enjoy long walks on a quiet moon-lit beach.
Are you bothered by sand in between your toes?
No, not too keen on my balls in the bunker either, which happened too often today :s
Isn't Calgary a bit far from a beach?
Umm, yes, but I too have had recent extensive experience with my balls in sand... :erm: ...
What's Brighton really like?
It's actually a really nice place, good resturants and nighlife and nice countryside surrounding it. Me and the misses go there quite a bit.
Anyone for tennis?
Yeah, sure, it'll be fun.
Would you like to bankroll the publishing of my book?
Can I read the synopsis first?
How much will it cost?
Do you want to finance Leon's book, "Elbow Licking For Dummies"
I'd like to sample it first.
:?:
Schmenke has broken the thread
Why did Schmenke break the thread?
I think he thought he was on a different thread ;)
Do you think Schmenke will ever tell us the truth?
I don't think so
Is my cochineal and carrot smoothie tasty?
It's the best thing I've ever tasted.
Have you seen the Transformers film?
No, but I did go see the new Fantastic Four film the other week :up:
Is it dull, grey and cold where you are too?
Is it ever any different in North West England.
Is it ever any different in North West England?
How do I know I'm a southern unposh Bathonion
Are you?
No.
Where would you rather be right now?
Reduit bay, St Lucia :)
OK, who farted?
Oh no I haven't farted, it's just my new aftershave ;)
Can you please take your hand out of my underpants?
Wtf was that me - I must have been sleepwalking
Was it really me?
I wouldn't know, I wasn't there!
Have you ever been to Thailand (or South-East Asia)?
No I haven't but I know some people who have and they loved it.
Do you like your name?
Not sure - it can get annoying
Please can you stop fiddling with the cat?
But I like playing with pussies :s hock:
Was that a bit too rude?