TART (Twix Aki's Racing Team) hopes the 2015 FGP season will be a good one, and in true F1 style wishes all its rivals hideous luck and bad reliability. :p
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TART (Twix Aki's Racing Team) hopes the 2015 FGP season will be a good one, and in true F1 style wishes all its rivals hideous luck and bad reliability. :p
The FAM is starting on the back foot with McLaren and an RB pilota, but we have every expectation that we will be respected, and gained more influence before summer holiday! :o
On a a more serious note we've had to slap a restraining order on Slash, after he showed up at a team meal drunk and agitated. We thought we had the situation resolved to our satisfaction, however we were noit too terribly surprised when the word came to "headquarters" that the horses head we left in his bed was hideously disfigured with what had to be an extremely sharp object!:D
I am quite happy with Ferrari's performance!
What a start for Force Finland, 1 driver out before the start, second also retired.
Dawg, just click on edit then you can delete it yourself on the next screen mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by vvvvv
You sound very angry! :crazy:
Half the league was ruined once Raikkonen went out.
We wanted to keep it a secret but it somehow found a way to the media.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tazio
We’ll be organizing a private drag party before the Australian GP and Mr Slash will be one of our special guests. One of the main attractions will be a drag race using last years cars (hence the name drag party). The drags will be provided by our Wenezuelan driver Pastor Maldonado – his country being one of the leading producers of high quality drags. The tracks will be prepared by none other than Ross Brawn himself – and he will put the white lines in place personally. In use will be a special biodegradable powder to highlight the value our team puts to ecology. The event will be invitation only – closed to media and general public.
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(this press release was double checked for spelling mistakes but not grammatical ones, blame the unpaid Eastern European interns)
"※ Vivaldi Mercedes-Ferrari in legal trouble after contract dispute"
As it emerged yesterday, former Mercedes drivers, champion Lewis Hamilton and 2nd in the standings Nico Rosberg might be entitled for the drive during the upcoming season. Their lawyers claim their contracts are legal and binding and the team must give them the cars. We’ve tried to reach the aforementioned drivers for comment but they were unavailable. The team boss didn’t want to comment on the case either shouting to our reporter “You can prove nothing until you find bodies” and driving away. We reached to team’s PR representative for official statement. “We consider the case closed and deep buried” he stated. “Both drivers had performance clauses in their contracts which activated at the end of last season. They were released from their contracts with the last day of previous year. Our current drivers are Pastor and Nico and they will be representing our team during Australian GP.”
“Australian GP starts with huge controversy”
The new season started with huge controversy when ※ Vivaldi Mercedes-Ferrari team was denied access to the track. Our anonymous source says organizers did this because they feared another Mercedes domination. The team missed test sessions and qualifying but during the night mechanics cut the fence and placed the cars on the grid.
The team tried to contact the organizers before the race – but to no avail. “We read the FAQ, filled the contact form to administrations, send PM to organizers – tried every form of contact. Our every post on the forum was getting flagged ‘awaiting moderator approval’ - but never published. The head of our IT department managed to cheat our way to the forum and we were finally able to get some message” says the team. “In a desperate attempt our team manager went onto the track. He used a technique learned during his childhood – he went on the track and started jumping and screaming. To no avail – only one marshal told him to move to another corner because they had some work on this particular one, apparently not understanding the message.”
“We are a professional team and we expect the same from the organizers” says angry team manager. “Just before the race it turned out we hired Nico Hülkenberg and not Nico Rosberg. He came to us wearing a helmet with the name ‘Nico’ on it – and we haven’t noticed any difference. We wanted to replace him with Kimi Räikkönen – but were prevented by moderator, not authorizing our posts. The deadline passed and we’re not allowed any changes now. All the vodka jokes already ordered by the team will have to be poured down the storm drain. To add salt to the injury, Kimi was signed by rival Williams-Mercedes team just before the end of transfer period. It’s very unfortunate, because it motivated Nico to score good points, while Kimi scored retirement so sought by our team. The only highlight of the race is the brilliant performance of Maldonado. We were sure he wouldn’t disappoint – his first lap crash being the only highlight of the otherwise dull and boring race.”
“The morale within the team is currently very low” he continues. “We wanted to miss the upcoming Malaysian GP but our contract with the promoter obligates us to start in every GP. Our lawyers are currently closely examining the contract. Our board of directors will meet next Tuesday to discuss if there’s a future for our team in FGP.”
“Our lawyers already contacted the organizing body and are awaiting his response” team’s PR representative concludes.
Australian Grand Prix Results:
https://sites.google.com/site/2009fgp/results/australia
1 Top Step Racing 108
1 Bobby's Bits 108
3 Il ritorno di Sebastiano 102
This is also the overall standings.