The Last Word

And return again to me.

You may want to check your information source as the LW is clearly with me.

My informant is the last word.

That's impossible as the LW resides with me.

You obviously have an impostor as the true last word remains here.

There are many clever knock-off LWs around, but rest assured the original is with me.

Knock-off or real, if it's a last word I have it.

tsk, tsk, no you don't, stand in line behind me.

And i shall now cut your place.

The LW would not allow line jumping, to the back with you, the LW is mine.