The Last Word

Yes, my last word.

Which is not THE LW.

It is right now.

In the beginning there was no news...
And no news is good news...
So why do we need news at all?

WE WANT OLDS.

That was a nice cameo, but i'll have the last word again.

Everyone can relax, for I have arrived.

Sadly your arrival comes with the loss of the last word.

Cameo's, insistence, claims, lies damn lies......the fact is the LW is mine all mine, always.

Except now.

Allow me to interrupt this nonsense, the LW is mine.