The Last Word

...in that you are giving it directions to come back to me

with final direction to remain with me

The LW doesn't do detours, it will arrive at my destination

Except that destination is blocked off

Only to be reopened at the LW's insistance

The only insistence the last word has is to be with me.

I think you meant to say with me...

No, I meant what I said.

And you were impossibly wrong!!!!

Not when the last word is right here with me.