The Last Word

It is not a theaory but a fact that I have the LW

A disproven fact.

I disprove you all all the time, the LW is most definitely factually mine

Yet again your facts haven't been checked.

Yes they have been, by none other than my good friend the LW

and those facts show the last word with me.

Those facts come from a questionable source.

There's nothing questionable about me having the last word.

I question your judgement since the LW is typing this with me.

These keystrokes indicate its new home.