The Last Word

In case you haven't noticed you no longer have it.

Let's stop all this quibbling and agree that I have the LW permanently.

I agree you wish you had it.

As do you.

And you, once again!

Suddenly a noise!

and that noise is the last word leaving you.

To visit me once again

just to leave you all over again.

It never leaves me just goes for a toilet break every now and then before it returns to me.