The Last Word

Hello Lucy. Welcome to the nuthouse but don't even think about claiming the LW!

No need to claim something that i always have.

Yeah god to see you Lucy but the LW is mine.

The last word was yours.

was, is and will always be mine.

Your conception of always appears to be off the mark.

I am sorry to disagree.

There is no disagreement about my having the last word.

The LW is glad to have me back from holiday.

The LW has gone on holiday now that you are back in town.