The Last Word

I'm positive it is not.

No it isn't.

No it isn't your, it's mine.

The LW is enjoying a cup of coffee with me, watching the rain fall... again.

Funny, because it is here with me teaching some English to some Spaniards.

The LW is able to multi-task, but its permanent location is with me.

The last word scoffs at your idea of permanency.

The LWis feasting here with me.

It's now enjoying some pizza and game 7 of the NBA finals with me.

Well, it won't be enjoying anything with you for the time being. :D