The Last Word

It could, he could have been strapped into a chair and forced to read all the Harry Potter books :eek:

Too much more of that, and that's exactly what will happen to you :D

tired

Bored

Lot's wife was a real pillar of the community eh? eh? innit? eh?

*chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp*

Coat please.

Can you really have a pillar of salt though? I mean, doesn't it just fall down and become a big pile of salt instead? :D

Or is it like sand, and if you wet it, it sticks together more? :D

A tried and tested theory. I just prefer throwing it over my right shoulder

I like it best of all on my chips :D

My planned amble amongst the meadows was cancelled last night :mad: . A minor thing called "work" intervened :down: . At about 2:30 the company veep requested a pile of info. I told him it would take me and a collegue colleague a couple of days to compile, but he wanted it before the end of the day :rolleyes: .

The LW was as displeased as I was :p :

No wonder.

Never mind schmenke, just think of the overtime and all those balls you didn't loose ;)

Believe me, I have enough accumulated overtime :mad: .

...However, I never seem to have enough balls... :p :

Maybe the ones you have aren't big enough :D

Oh no, I assure you that my balls are regulation size. I think the problem is that they are just old and abused... I also have a hard time keeping them dry :mark:

I'm sure you all love to discuss schmenke's.... gear http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/confused002.gif but the Lw and I are out of this conversation and going to have a beer with some friends.

my turn for a round with the last word.

Time's up :D

I'm sorry but the answer was: Catamaran.

No points awarded and control of the board goes to the other team.

that works out nicelt, the last word and board control.
i'll take Jim J. Bullock for the block.

For 50 points, a block of flats and half of Tasmania:

Please explain "women". Think hard; your time starts... NOW

I handed in Case Study one finally. It was only 1500 words - totally out of proportion with the effort that went in.

And about time too :p :

I know! 1500 words - I thought it would take me half an hour after my maternity portfolio was 12000, but it took me weeks of struggling to do it, but it's done now. :)

Congratulations then.

Thanks :)

I spent a lot of time helping people, but I'm a nice guy ;)

If you say so :dozey:

Oi give me my university of wrongness student card back :mad:

Sure, I must have picked it up by mistake...

When can I get my own?

Carl and Donnie are the appropriate people to deal with these matters.

:D

I only know where the Uni building is, Donney and DD can give you the guided tour ;)

That leaves DD alone since I have been accussed of doing an online degree, meaning that I have never visited the facilities of the aforementioned institution.

All of which is wrong because I am right and the LW is, as we all know, mine.

:)

Well, thats completely wrong for starters!! :D

And she should, being the expert an' all ;)

What's a maternity portfolio?

Perhaps it's photos of all the kids he's fathered :\

Bike ride. Hard wark. Jan tired now.

Too tired to spell? :p :

No I was just speaking like a Londoner or some such other northern person :D

oh i hate accents, they drive me nuts, especially people putting on an accent :p :

I like acents, they give a sort of regional feel to a person ;)