The Last Word

The LW is friendly and does like to visit others from time to time, but its permanent home is with me.

it must really dislike it's "permanent" home considering how much it wants to be away

which is why it moved in with me

obviously the last word could not deal with stating with you

The last word could not deal with your spelling.

fortunately the last word is rather forgiving

Yes, and it has much sympathy for you sorry lot, but it prefers more intellectual companionship which is why it's here with me.

the last word feels your type of companionship is a poor excuse for intellectual

Indeed, the reason it is with me.

but yet it continues it's relentless running away from you