The Last Word

You can't stop the last word. Nobody can stop the last word.

However, the bureau of locksmiths can slow it down to a pace slower than continental drift

The Bureau of Locksmiths sounds like a scary scary organisation. Have they had any roles in major world events?

Not officially, although many assassinations of those who claimed to be the rightful lw holder have been linked to them :ninja:

Is that how Franz Ferdinand died then?

I hear the bureau of locksmiths is a very secretive organisation. Much is discussed behind closed doors that we don't know about.

That you don't know about

The LW knows all.

As does its rightful owner, me

the last word is NOW rightfully where it belongs