Champagne - usually a couple of bottles get popped on Chrimbo day but apart from that then beer is always good :D
Can I have a chocolate off your tree?
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Champagne - usually a couple of bottles get popped on Chrimbo day but apart from that then beer is always good :D
Can I have a chocolate off your tree?
No, but help yourself to a pine cone.
What's for dinner?
Gee, I don't even know what's for lunch yet. :rolleyes:
So, what's for lunch?
a cheese and ham toastie :)
Have you ever given yourself an electric shock?
Many times. It's an excellent way to jump start a morning.
Have you ever lit yourself on fire?
It's not officially Guy Fawkes' night unless I do! :eek:
When will I, will I be famous?
I can't answer, I can't answer that :rolleyes:
How much is that doggie in the window?
Very cheap. Only one previous owner... Britney Spears...
Will there be a white Christmas?
Statistically yes, somewhere in the world.
How do you solve a problem like diarrhoea?
Salt water with a pinch of sugar, works a treat :D
Are you attending a pantomime this year?