FGP 2014

Junior legitimately pick his team. Like I said, it is all his favorite color - red!

Also, we went over this whole family thing last year with.... uh.... Koz??
Anyway, they entered a team.

Let's make sure people who enter a team are who they say they are, to the best of our ability.

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Originally Posted by N. Jones

Junior legitimately pick his team. Like I said, it is all his favorite color - red!

Also, we went over this whole family thing last year with.... uh.... Koz??
Anyway, they entered a team.

Let's make sure people who enter a team are who they say they are, to the best of our ability.

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I can assure you all my father chose his team all by his self. :)

To be clear I used the term Nick-aki13 because his name is Nick and I thought it would be easy to link it to me, if any problems arise.

Hope all is OK now. :)

FORD FOCUS F1 TEAM STATEMENT

We bring this announcement that, in true F1 team fashion, we intend to kick up a huge fuss and lodge a protest against Aki's Hedgehog Racing Team and POSF1 Team, and their sister teams (or is that father/son teams) at the Australian GP.

(It's ok, I'm only kidding :p )

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Originally Posted by steveaki13

I thought a few other members entered teams for other people?

N.Jones Jr and Sr is listed.

If its a problem don't enter it. I thought it was a chance to bump up the dwindling entries.

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I wasn't that serious, this is just for fun anyway

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Originally Posted by COD

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Originally Posted by steveaki13

I thought a few other members entered teams for other people?

N.Jones Jr and Sr is listed.

If its a problem don't enter it. I thought it was a chance to bump up the dwindling entries.

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I wasn't that serious, this is just for fun anyway

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OK. Sorry about that, just didn't want a fuss.

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Originally Posted by rjbetty

FORD FOCUS F1 TEAM STATEMENT

We bring this announcement that, in true F1 team fashion, we intend to kick up a huge fuss and lodge a protest against Aki's Hedgehog Racing Team and POSF1 Team, and their sister teams (or is that father/son teams) at the Australian GP.

(It's ok, I'm only kidding :p )

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Rest assured. If my "sister" team goes well this season, I will be doing all I can to take their innovations on board. ;)

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Originally Posted by rjbetty

FORD FOCUS F1 TEAM STATEMENT

We bring this announcement that, in true F1 team fashion, we intend to kick up a huge fuss and lodge a protest against Aki's Hedgehog Racing Team and POSF1 Team, and their sister teams (or is that father/son teams) at the Australian GP.

(It's ok, I'm only kidding :p )

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I think you just need to be kicked. :D :D :D

Happy Bubble Racing Team apologizes for the delay in answering, because the newly formed team still has a vacancy in PR and communications manager job. So if anyone is prepared to get a job here, even as a part-timer, we are prepared to have negotiations!

Other than that, our rotating team manager has the role of dealing with all public relations issues and unfortunately it all takes its time.

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Originally Posted by steveaki13

Our third driver is a fine driver who we believe may actually race in 2014 if one of our drivers (Maldonado) misses races. This we feel is a much better approach than hiring has beens like Gianni Morebidelli. :crazy:

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Happy Bubble Racing Team wants to disregard all the criticism on Gianni Morbidelli by claiming that the Italian veteran is certainly not a has-been despite him being very experienced by now. He posted very competitive laptimes on F1 simulator, which was RjBetty’s Grand Prix 2, and as a result has a proven track record in being fully prepared to jump into a race seat role any time.

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Originally Posted by rjbetty

Also, we have 2 million spare cash to be used wisely (NO partying this year!) which we are open to use to co-operate with the Happy Bubble Team, Aki's Hedgehog Racing Team and POS F1, in a bid to try to stop us all being losers again this year (though at least Jens finished somewhere in the midfield, far above the rest of us three!)
Maybe we can club together to get a proper simulator, capable of practicing on modern games. Though we question the wisdom of being based out in the desert.

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We are prepared to share our new computer with a new simulator (bought after the signing of Morbidelli) and CFD car design programs. However, we are still interested in using a windtunnel, so if anyone can offer that in exchange to our computer programs, we are open in making a deal. We are also considering the option of participating in someone’s very expensive party – also as an exchange deal to the use of The Computer.

However, the wisdom of being based in desert is about being in the "happy bubble", as requested by the team owner company. So that we do not have any distractions and noise around and can fully commit to our jobs!

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Originally Posted by jens

We are prepared to share our new computer with a new simulator (bought after the signing of Morbidelli) and CFD car design programs. However, we are still interested in using a windtunnel, so if anyone can offer that in exchange to our computer programs, we are open in making a deal. We are also considering the option of participating in someone’s very expensive party – also as an exchange deal to the use of The Computer.

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Aki's Hedgehog Racing Team would like to announce an impending deal with the Happy Bubble Racing Team. After the Ford Focus F1 Team turned down the offer of parties, AHRT (Aki's Hedgehog Racing Team) would like to invite Happy Bubbles Racing Teams boss Jens to an initial party to discuss a deal.

In return for Happy Bubble Racing's Computer programmes we can offer exclusive use of our Wind Tunnel here at our Chelmsford Base in the UK.

Below are regulations for any use of said wind tunnel.

-Any team using our wind tunnel must promise to turn the lights off after use.
-Sadly the source of our wind tunnel as a single desk top fan, thus power is an issue. However AHRT's team boss steveaki13 has offered a weeks supply of Baked Beans and Brussel Sprouts to aid power.

We hope Happy Bubble Racing Teams boss Jens will contact us soon if he cares to push forward our partnership.

In news totally unrelated to the above, management at Team Loco Americano F1 has announced that the Ferrari design for this year aided by acquisition of a new wind tunnel setup that is much more effective. Team boss Airshifter was instrumental in this purchase, which was greatly aided by the sale of their previous wind tunnel which as many know had a lot of issues.

When asked for a comment on the sale, Airshifter replied "We found some start up team desperate for a wind tunnel but they had money in hand and purchased our unit site unseen. Taking several of our female hospitality experts and grid girls much have aided in closing the deal, as we commanded a price of several million dollars for a desk top fan, some baked beans, and some brussel sprouts." :)

Not being one to overlook proper use of resources, Airshifter now has a number of the hospitality staff working extra hours on gathering information from other teams.