Got to be careful with that water stuff. Fish poop and fonicate in it.
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Got to be careful with that water stuff. Fish poop and fonicate in it.
that is why I avoid the stuff, even when mixing the kool aidQuote:
Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
anyway, there was old el donKey and easy drifter standing around in a bar when up walks the cutest little blond. They are start talking and the next thing they know she is dragging el donKey into the restroom locks the door and tells el donk to let's get it on.
Well ole vulture says amen and gets ready to jump the hump when she says stop! "put this on" and hands him a condom.. Donkey sarts to whine but she says use or lose it because I do not want to get preganent. donokey says well yes I ain't losing out on this.
So he puts it on, thye do it.
she kicks the donkey out of the restroom and lassoses in ole easy, tells him the same, i dont want to get preganent, and ole easy thinking he will never live long enough for another such opportunity, puts it on, they get it on.
about six months later there is the donk and easy at the same bar. Easy says, "did you really like that blonde?"
donkey says well sort of.
easy says "do you really care that much?"" Donk say "?????"
well it has been about six months since we saw her last....yeah I know says the Donk
Easy say, "do you really care about her and whether she gets preganent?"
Donk says no, not really
So easy says "well what do you think?"
Donk say "yes, I think it is time."
Easy say, "I agree, let us take these rubbers off...."
Markabilly kept complaining to the Tech Support Centre that he was constantly being paged by Lucille
He was told he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
"She don't never leave no number so I can't call her back." whined Markabilly.
The Tech boys asked how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number.
"She leaves her name." moaned Markabilly.
The Tech crew checked and discovered that Markabilly had a numeric only pager.
They asked "How does she spell her name."
"Markabilly replied LOW-CELL."
Easy quit your lieing about me!! NOW!! I never ever got no call from low cell, but every now and then i get this call from battery...beginning to think it must be you
Biggest effing joke of the year: TSN and TSN2
BLACKING OUT SPEED COVERAGE OF F1 AND THEN NOT SHOWING IT ON THEIR 2 CHANNELS.
WELL IN MY CASE, TSN IT HAS BACKFIRED.
MAYBE I AM CUTTING OFF MY NOSE TO SPITE MY FACE BUT I WILL NEVER WATCH ANOTHER SHOW ON TSN.
I have lost most of my interest in F1 anyway and if I want to watch any other racing including NASCAR I will watch US channels.
One day a teacher told her student's to make a sentence using the math terms add, subtract, divide, multiply. When time was over she called on a student named Johnny he said this is the process of having sex. He said, first you add the bed, subtract the clothes, a divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.
If I were you, I would watch the boats, but not where true sailing is dead and the wind don't blow........Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy Drifter
A freighter loaded with yo yos bound for Long Beach got caught in a violent storm.
It sank 65 times!
A cheetah clone was found dead at the city zoo.
The police suspect a copy cat killer.
Meanwhile back at the G W B ranch the Lone Ranger and Tonto not knowing Markabilly was disguised as a wall plastered him!
meanwhile back at the farm, old Easy, while he was living in the foothills of Arkansas, had the worst horror of a first marriage.
He goes and gets married but about 11pm on his wedding night, he shows back up at home!!
His momma says, "Easy, why have you come home to Momma on your wedding night?"
He says, "oh momma, it is so horrible, I never would have believed it, I got to leave that girl!!"
His Momma, most alarmed, says "Why, Esay?"
And Esay Say, "Mommie, she is a....a...virgin"
Momma pats him on the back, and says, "I can't blame you my precious son, she ain't good enough for you, if she ain't good enough for her own family"