Forum Pub

*Steps in and looks around*
Hey, this place is new! They've re-decorated and the taps don't have mould on them. And there's a robot behind the bar :D

Nice digs :D Hope it manages to stay that way :D

Who's tarbender?

That would be the robot, schmenke. No doubt he'll be sacked after killing someone... but might as well enjoy it while it lasts :D

Ahhh
Just polished off a nice Leffe Blonde, following it up with an ice cold Big Rock Traditional.

Any food in here?

evd, I think youll find the Leggy Blonde is with me

hey am i still employed here? i kinda forgot about this place when i was run down with exams...

What the hell.....

.....Take me back to the old place, I had a full pint on the go back there!!!!! :mad:

Cold Fosters please my good metal friend :p : :D

I don't need this place for now, I have way to much beer in my kitchen... :p :

That said, a Coors on tap is really nice. Mmm

Is smoking allowed or do I have to stand outside?

Depends whether or not the new pub is located in Scotland. If it is, you'll have to nip down to Berwick.

At least the beers are still good :D :beer:

Well I don't see what was wrong with the old place, nice bit of wood, sticky tables and floors and comfy chairs. These newfangled places all glass and chrome, with their plastic chairs and loud music, ain't what a bar is supposed to be like :rolleyes:

Still, so long as they serve Ol' Crunchy, with extra crunchy bits and have a decent supply of Pringles then I guess it will be OK :dozey:

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Originally Posted by CarlMetro

Well I don't see what was wrong with the old place, nice bit of wood, sticky tables and floors and comfy chairs. These newfangled places all glass and chrome, with their plastic chairs and loud music, ain't what a bar is supposed to be like :rolleyes:

Still, so long as they serve Ol' Crunchy, with extra crunchy bits and have a decent supply of Pringles then I guess it will be OK :dozey:

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Trust you to complain, Carl... you can change the skin of the pub if you want :D

Is it wise for an electrical robot to be serving drinks? :s
:dozey:

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Originally Posted by BeansBeansBeans

Is smoking allowed or do I have to stand outside?

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who do i see to get something good to smoke? ;)

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Originally Posted by oldhippie

who do i see to get something good to smoke? ;)

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The door ;)

i'll have a pizza and garlic bread, fresh from the oven thank you :) oh and a pint of Boddingtons :)

im here now as a customer... not as a employee...

Gimme a jug of XXXX gold, only one glass is needed... and a bag of salted cashews...

I want a cappuccino please.

a pitcher of beer..

Hey, here's a faster way to tap beer...

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=6E...k&fg=&GT1=8816 :D

pint of carrot juice please :)
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_166.gif

I'll have an orange juice! :)

oh, and if anyone wants to buy me a pub fridge for christmas, with a tap on the front to pour your beer out, costs £200 i think, then i would be more than happy! :D

Good Afternoon, get me a whiskey, make it a double.

Well, i think i will just help myself to all this free Beer..... :D

I thought the service was bad in the old place, I'm still waiting for a pint of Ol' Crunchy :rolleyes:

help yourself Carl, i am :p :

No chance of a pint of Caffrey's then on Christmas eve?????

:eek:

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Originally Posted by Mp3 Astra

The door ;)

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So no Caffreys on the go and I can't even have a cigarette. :p

Is there another boozer around here????? :?:

theres one across the street, we could go there.

i need a pint of carlsberg first though, i will see you over there! :p :

I understand there's a few people wandering around looking for this place, and seeing as nobody has been in since last year, I guess it should be drinks on the house?

I'll have a opint of Ol' Crunchy and a tube of Texas BBQ Pringles please barkeep :D

I'll have what Carl's having :D
Is the jukebox working? How 'bout some Timberlake?... :uhoh: ...

I didn't realize the bar was open, someone tell me if the Guinness is Fresh??

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Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow

Is it wise for an electrical robot to be serving drinks? :s
:dozey:

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Possible not... the electric tables that know when you want another drink are great though.

I'll have a Red Bull, please.

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Originally Posted by schmenke

I'll have what Carl's having :D

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No you won't, get you bloody own :p :

I would if I could get any service around here... :hmph:

Remember the electric table. But it must be malfunctioning... call a repair person.

I'll have a pint of Dr Pepper while we are waiting :D

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Originally Posted by LeonBrooke

Remember the electric table. But it must be malfunctioning... call a repair person.

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I don't want some electro-gizmo to serve me :hmph: I want to be served by a cute bird with a pretty smile, preferably in a short skirt :D

Stevie, good luck with your Dr. P :hmph: