Derek Warwick, in the first press conference of the weekend, said: "It really is a thrill to be here with all these great drivers..." Then, turning to Mansell, "No, not you!"
Then Del Boy did his PR bit: "Actually, we really do have to thank Altech for getting behind us all. Sponsorship is a very different market for us these days. It's all BUPA and Viagra, although I gather Stirling [Moss] has got that one sewn up."
Then a question to Andrea de Cesaris: "When was the last time that you drove competitively?"
Response: "I'm not sure that I ever did!"
Eddie Cheever: "Hell, nothing's changed. The last time I was in South Africa, Nigel was quick and I was pissed off!"
Slightly more seriously, Cheever didn't reckon much had altered in the manner of driving either.
"I'm kind of annoyed with myself for not doing the Silverstone test," he said. "I wasn't really that interested until Stefan [Johansson] got on the phone and said I'd really got to do it because the cars were a lot of fun. I was intrigued, and there's a lot of camaraderie until you get out onto the track, where it's the same thing all over again. It's like going back in time - the same people in the way when they're slowing down. I thought, 'Oh fcuk! Not you again!'"
Mr Arnoux, perhaps?
"I'm not naming any names, but, yes, he's small."