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You can bet that for any reason during the last race, Alonso takes out Kimi and himself in an accident or incident, Alonso will not admit fault but will instead imply, infer, or hint that Ron Dennis told him to do it.
If that happens, there are morons that will believe it.
If Hamilton doesn't finish in the points and Alonso wins or is high enough in the points to win, he will be penalized for some "infraction" with loss of points or have enough time added to turn the championship over to Kimi.
What if we have a normal race. What the hell are most on here going to do then? :talk:
Claim conspiracy. A normal race is not normal.
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Originally Posted by Fiero 5.7
FA and LH crash, one in the first corner and the second in the second corner, without any contact or proximity to each other, because, as it turn out, each secretly messed with tire presures on the other's car during the night before the race.....
on the second lap Massa runs out of gas, because someone forgot......SV assumes the lead, but is bumped off track by Webber who says Webber was distracted by LH's daddy trying to drive a crane over to his car to get his son out of the gravel.....who then has to do a 10 second penalty in the pitlane for failing to yield the right of way to a Spyker that he had lapped seconds earlier, but bumped Webber from behind at the next corner...
Kimi who was half a lap behind, assumes the lead and wins all, wdc everything, but fails to appear at the podium celebration. When asked about it at the intveiw, by pompous one, he says he was taking a [dump], then demonstrates his ice man composure by staring straight ahead for 20 minutes in a catatonic state before mumbling something in finnish and wondering off.............
Bernei is seen frantically on the phone with someone and then the announcement from Max follows about a secret investigation that shows Ferrari had indeed brought the sport into disrepute by overwhining beyond acceptable levels and by stealing secrets of proper fueling techniques for qualifying from Spyker....
By Monday mroning, a hearing had been held resulting in stripping all driver points from Kimi and FM, but leaving the WCC money and points intact on grounds that since the penalties in the MAc case where the wcc points were stripped but not driver points, was heavily criticised by fans as as being "just so unfair", that they decided on this punishment for ferrari to avoid such complaints
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Originally Posted by markabilly
However as a post script, the FIA also investigates LH's actions, but determines that since FA messed with LH's tires first, LH is permitted to keep his points, because it accepts LH's explanation that he "was only trying to level the playing field by leveling the air pressures"
10/10 Markabilly..........LMAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by markabilly
I thought about adding the following, but who would be dumb enough to be fooled into thinking it might really happen:
In addition, as a result of unequal concerns, the FIA decides to appoint special scrutineers to ensure equality for the good of the sport.
The spanish screwtineer gets confused about equality and starts slurring all folks of any other color while mumbling about racists in england rooting for someone of a different color....but FA says "I don't need him hanging around the garage anyway, besides the dude does not even know how to check tire pressures", besides being a political hack all his life who excells at being a freeloader to get into the pits at races and other events for free.....
Meanwhile Hamilton comes under investigation for using two sets of wet tires instead of only one set, in practice, facing at least ten place penalty...............
NAW, nobody would fall for nonsense like that...no way....
With the luck Kimi has had over the past few years, he really deserves the title more than anyone and I would be happy to see him get it, although it is unlikely.