go farting

hi lads im really into go farting and would like to start doing some compitions around the UK dose anyone no how i would go about doing that and have any phone numbers i could ring etc. thanks

All About Farts

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I've read that the average person farts about 15 times a day and produces something like 500mL of gas all up. I would assume that most of it is produced by gut flora in the act of digestion. Am I right?

Did you know that fart means speed in Swedish? That cow was probably caught by a fartkamera:

fartkamera - Wiktionary

Swedish

[edit]Noun
fartkamera c
traffic camera, a still camera to monitor speeding on highways

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How much money do you have, Donks? ;)

It might be best to begin with co-farting for another farter. Many championship-winning farters have actually begun their careers as co-farters, as have many rally co-drivers.

I was once listening to a football match and was amused to hear there was a player named Fan Der Fart. I wonder if he has a brother named Enthusiast Der Fart.

My mate Mick (the master farter) has a double jointed arse........

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My mate Mick (the master farter) has a double jointed arse........

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Would it be wind protected and fuel-injected by any chance?

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Would it be wind protected and fuel-injected by any chance?

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That's the one - burns the nose, stings the eyes and even scorches the grass...


Does Micks' double jointed arse............

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Originally Posted by Eki

I was once listening to a football match and was amused to hear there was a player named Fan Der Fart. I wonder if he has a brother named Enthusiast Der Fart.

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Hahhhaahhahha!