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It's time for fun with another useless competition, of course we wont send the entries to the BBC for fear that they've all been faked but that's another story...</p></p>
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And now it's time to hand the Pug 308 over to our tame racing driver...</p></p>
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Some say that he is actually blind but feels his way around a track by using "the force", we just call him - The Stig.</p></p>
Some say he has a terrible fear of tortoises. All we know is he's called the Stig.
Some say he eats hot toast with his bare hands. We call him the Stig.
Some say he can fit his entire body between the spikes on a comb...
Some say that he can juggle watermelons with his ears...
And that his diet consists of nothing but fried onion...
All we know is that he is called THE STIG!!!
Some say his head faces backwards and he is incapable of pronouncing the word cheese.
Some say that if he wanted, he could have Alan Sugar fired.
Some say that he had nothing to do with the Moor Park 'cottaging' incident, and that he urinates sideways.....all we do know is HE'S CALLED THE STIG.
Some say he was the one who injured Juan Pablo Montoya's shoulder back in 2005..... and that his head is an actual crash helmet.... all we know is HE'S CALLED THE STIG
I'm loving
millencolin,
Mr Jan Yeo, and
DonnieDarco's idea!!!
I'll post up soon.
Some say that he was offered the leading role in a remake of the Sound Of Music, and that he took up ballet to improve his dancing for the role, all we know is, he's called THE STIG.