Thought I'd start this thread to post up your jokes ... :D
What do you call a man who has had his car stolen ?
Carlos.
XD
Regards,
WILL
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Thought I'd start this thread to post up your jokes ... :D
What do you call a man who has had his car stolen ?
Carlos.
XD
Regards,
WILL
Why did Bob fall off the bike?
Because Bob was a fish.
Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was attached to the first koala.
Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: Peer pressure.
how do you confuse an irishman?
put 3 shovels against the wall and get him to choose his pick
and what do you call a man witha a shovel in his head?
Doug!
Dug?????
OK I know it's not very good. Works better when you hear it.
what do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen!
When is the best time to go trampolining?
Springtime
What do you call a man WITHOUT a shovel in his head? ..Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlieJ
- Douglas.
Took longer than I expected for someone to roll that one out. :D
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.