3 word link

[RaikkonenRules]

Got the idea from my BATracer clan chat forum.

Bascially we all take it in turns to create bits of a story. You are only allowed to use 3 words.

I'll start:

It was a

[Donney]

November foggy night

[RaikkonenRules]

Donney was having

[slinkster]

lots of trouble

[Donney]

with his faithful

[RaikkonenRules]

companion. He was

[LeonBrooke]

unsure of why

[slinkster]

there was always

[MrJan]

a bee inside

[RaikkonenRules]

it kept stinging

[LeonBrooke]

in the least

[RaikkonenRules]

humane manner. Donney

[LeonBrooke]

never expected that

[Donney]

and was determined

[MrJan]

to get to

[RaikkonenRules]

the Gay Village

[MrJan]

where the bee

[schmenke]

often enjoys a

[LeonBrooke]

quiet drink with

[schmenke]

his waspy friends

[Mp3 Astra]

. After drinking some

[Donney]

beers a fight

[MrJan]

ensued and the

[schmenke]

bees all gathered

[RaikkonenRules]

killing Donney with

[schmenke]

kindness. But Donney

[LeonBrooke]

was unwilling to

[Donney]

be killed without

[RaikkonenRules]

some fun with

[Mp3 Astra]

Takuma Sato's favourite

[RaikkonenRules]

sex toys. :eek: :p : He

[Donney]

was rather surprised

[RaikkonenRules]

because he wanted

[LeonBrooke]

a guarantee of

[Mp3 Astra]

cheap fun involving

[RaikkonenRules]

pornography and wresseling.

[NoahsGirl]

Takuma Sato said

[schmenke]

"Hey, Donney, why

[Mp3 Astra]

do you always

[LeonBrooke]

tread on my

[RaikkonenRules]

pet cockroach. It

[schmenke]

is very fragile

[Mp3 Astra]

. Leave it alone."

[djarumdudley]

quoth the raven

[LeonBrooke]

, "Why don't you

[Donney]

It was a foggy November night Donney was having lots of trouble with his faithful companion. He was unsure of why there was always a bee inside it kept stinging in the least humane manner. Donney never expected that and was determined to get to the Gay Village where the bee often enjoys a quiet drink with his waspy friends. After drinking some beers a fight ensued and the bees all gathered killing Donney with kindness. But Donney was unwilling to be killed without some fun with Takuma Sato's favourite sex toys. He was rather surprised because he wanted a guarantee of cheap fun involving pornography and wresseling. Takuma Sato said:
"Hey, Donney, why do you always tread on my pet cockroach. It is very fragile. Leave it alone." Quoth the raven ,
"Why don't you

go and find

[RaikkonenRules]

some shoes and

[LeonBrooke]

take them to

[djarumdudley]

the duty free

[RaikkonenRules]

shop which sells

[schmenke]

llama dung for

[Donney]

some extraordinary collectors

[RaikkonenRules]

who are entusiastic

[Rollo]

; some would say

[djarumdudley]

but don't admit

[Mp3 Astra]

it." The Raven

[RaikkonenRules]

has a disease

[Mp3 Astra]

that buttered toast

[LeonBrooke]

cannot cure. But

[schmenke]

perhaps scones with

[RaikkonenRules]

gravy could cure

[schmenke]

but only if

[RaikkonenRules]

the gravy is

[Mp3 Astra]

frozen. While making

[djarumdudley]

delicate chocalate thunder

[Mp3 Astra]

It was a foggy November night Donney was having lots of trouble with his faithful companion. He was unsure of why there was always a bee inside it kept stinging in the least humane manner. Donney never expected that and was determined to get to the Gay Village where the bee often enjoys a quiet drink with his waspy friends. After drinking some beers a fight ensued and the bees all gathered killing Donney with kindness. But Donney was unwilling to be killed without some fun with Takuma Sato's favourite sex toys. He was rather surprised because he wanted a guarantee of cheap fun involving pornography and wressling. Takuma Sato said:
"Hey, Donney, why do you always tread on my pet cockroach. It is very fragile. Leave it alone." Quoth the raven ,
"Why don't you go and find some shoes and take them to the duty free shop which sells llama dung for some extraordinary collectors who are entusiastic; some would say but don't admit it."
The Raven has a disease that buttered toast cannot cure. But perhaps scones with gravy could cure but only if
the gravy is frozen. While making delicate chocalate thunder

cookies, Mark Blundell

[schmenke]

rang Takuma to

[Mp3 Astra]

explain the situation;

[djarumdudley]

spare car gone!!,

[RaikkonenRules]

So he won't

[Mp3 Astra]

be driving any

[djarumdudley]

tommorow to work

[RaikkonenRules]

at KFC where

[Mp3 Astra]

chickens rule the

[djarumdudley]

sporadically in anarchy

[Mp3 Astra]

-filled deep fat

[RaikkonenRules]

and processed chicken

[schmenke]

. Donney decided to

[Mp3 Astra]

stop this nonsense

[RaikkonenRules]

and make KFC

[djarumdudley]

for the masses

[RaikkonenRules]

of fat people

[schmenke]

, although Takuma thought

[Mp3 Astra]

that Princess Peach

[RaikkonenRules]

was hot and

[Mp3 Astra]

held the record

[djarumdudley]

for longest nonsequitor

[Mp3 Astra]

in the universe.

[djarumdudley]

Bearing strong fruit

[RaikkonenRules]

which enhanced his

[Mp3 Astra]

physique; Donney fought

[djarumdudley]

numerous Mike Tysons

[LeonBrooke]

consecutively, as they

[RaikkonenRules]

all beat the

[Mp3 Astra]

crap out of

[RaikkonenRules]

him because they

[schmenke]

were upset at

[NoahsGirl]

his stinky breath

[LeonBrooke]

, so there was

[Mp3 Astra]

no time to

[djarumdudley]

gargle adequate mouthwash

[RaikkonenRules]

because he had

[NoahsGirl]

a fist in

[djarumdudley]

that Irvine fool

[Captain VXR]

who then cried

[djarumdudley]

me lucky charms!!

[Mp3 Astra]

After this terrible

[Captain VXR]

accident at Silverstone

[djarumdudley]

brutalized starfish everywhere

[Mp3 Astra]

, the aforementioned starfish

[RaikkonenRules]

exploded into many

[Captain VXR]

Nissan R35 GTRs

[RaikkonenRules]

which drove off

*how does a starfish explode into Nissan R35 GTRs?* :p :

[djarumdudley]

in unspectacular fashion

[RaikkonenRules]

into a wall

[djarumdudley]

composed of clowns

[Mp3 Astra]

who were dead.



It was a foggy November night Donney was having lots of trouble with his faithful companion. He was unsure of why there was always a bee inside it kept stinging in the least humane manner. Donney never expected that and was determined to get to the Gay Village where the bee often enjoys a quiet drink with his waspy friends. After drinking some beers a fight ensued and the bees all gathered killing Donney with kindness. But Donney was unwilling to be killed without some fun with Takuma Sato's favourite sex toys. He was rather surprised because he wanted a guarantee of cheap fun involving pornography and wressling. Takuma Sato said:
"Hey, Donney, why do you always tread on my pet cockroach. It is very fragile. Leave it alone." Quoth the raven ,
"Why don't you go and find some shoes and take them to the duty free shop which sells llama dung for some extraordinary collectors who are entusiastic; some would say but don't admit it."
The Raven has a disease that buttered toast cannot cure. But perhaps scones with gravy could cure but only if
the gravy is frozen. While making delicate chocalate thunder cookies, Mark Blundell rang Takuma to explain the situation;"spare car gone!!", So he won't be driving any tommorow to work at KFC where chickens rule the sporadically in anarchy -filled deep fat and processed chicken. Donney decided to stop this nonsense and make KFC for the masses of fat people, although Takuma thought that Princess Peach was hot and held the record for longest nonsequitor in the universe. Bearing strong fruit which enhanced his physique; Donney fought numerous Mike Tysons consecutively, as they all beat the crap out of him because they were upset at his stinky breath, so there was no time to gargle adequate mouthwash because he had a fist in that Irvine fool who then cried "me lucky charms!!" After this terrible accident at Silverstone brutalized starfish everywhere, the aforementioned starfish exploded into many Nissan R35 GTRs which drove off in unspectacular fashion into a wall composed of clowns who were dead.

[Captain VXR]

A drifting Monaro

[Mp3 Astra]

ran out of

[djarumdudley]

reasons to turn

[schmenke]

because Donney had

[Mp3 Astra]

run out of

[NoahsGirl]

sensible ideas. Donney

[Mp3 Astra]

couldn't stand the

[NoahsGirl]

heat, so got

[Mp3 Astra]

some help from

[djarumdudley]

shoulder bound devils

[schmenke]

were similar to

[Mp3 Astra]

a dead crab

[Captain VXR]

called Hugh Jasse

[schmenke]

, however Donney really

[djarumdudley]

blew up the

[Captain VXR]

balloon which popped

[Mp3 Astra]

in spectacular fashion

[NoahsGirl]

making a mess

[Captain VXR]

over the couch

[djarumdudley]

leaving Neptune pissed

[RaikkonenRules]

and Uranus dirty

[Captain VXR]

. Six green rabbits

[Mp3 Astra]

sitting on a

[RaikkonenRules]

turd, eating dogs

[Mp3 Astra]

ears seasoned withg

[djarumdudley]

unforeseen panache and

[Mp3 Astra]

love. The rabbits

[RaikkonenRules]

made love and

[djarumdudley]

custom gucci handbags

[Captain VXR]

made from tyres

[Mp3 Astra]

used by tractors

[djarumdudley]

with untold levitation

[NoahsGirl]

which the rabbits

[djarumdudley]

used with tongs

[RaikkonenRules]

which had AIDs

[Captain VXR]

. Jeremy Clarkson's shotgun

[djarumdudley]

had gone astray

[Captain VXR]

shooting al gore

[Mp3 Astra]

and causing fun

[djarumdudley]

by heaving buffalo

[Captain VXR]

into a ditch

[dc10]

which was full

[djarumdudley]

of bean burritos

[dc10]

flavoured with brown

[NoahsGirl]

Smarties and yellow

[djarumdudley]

fever for those