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RaikkonenRules
7th January 2008, 22:29
Just realised he's not been on for at least a month. Wonder if the police have found his basement full of ex-forum members or maybe he's become a victim of his own oafabix :laugh: Who knows? :p :

Curryhead
8th January 2008, 00:51
as far as I know, he's left for pastures new

RaceFanStan
8th January 2008, 04:42
19th Oct 07, 11:57

Time for old Oily to move on methinks guys and gals and Brown Jon Brow.
I like to think we made each other smile from time to time even if it was only a grimace of anguish ;)

All the best to every last, miserable manjack of yers and I mean that! :) :s murf: :arrows: :s panner:

Oily has left the building.
(kicks cat out of window as wild cheering and blowing of party squeakers assails earoles)
I hope this answers the question.

Azumanga Davo
8th January 2008, 07:27
The only person pleased about that is the cat... :(

(kicks cat, but just isn't the same as 'ow 'e did it...)

RaikkonenRules
8th January 2008, 07:47
I hope this answers the question.

lol never saw that. :)

Donney
8th January 2008, 09:08
Well.. it was great fun while it lasted. I wonder how's the cat doing.

Camelopard
8th January 2008, 09:19
Maybe the RSPCA caught up with him for his treatment of the cat! poor kitty....

leopard
8th January 2008, 09:50
From what I know cats do not eat grass or leaf.

RaceFanStan
11th January 2008, 17:08
Well.. it was great fun while it lasted. I wonder how's the cat doing.
Yes, it does take away some of the fun when we lose good members. :s
oily oaf gave me many chuckles & I enjoyed reading his posts.
I pm'ed oily & ask him to stay but he informed me that he had decided to leave.

As to the cat, it is still recovering from the injuries it received from being kicked out the window ... http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g202/gr8link/orn/00.gif

Storm
11th January 2008, 18:16
I never knew this either....I assumed that oily was basking in Portugal to escape the cold of London. Its sad if he is really not coming back :(

SOD
11th January 2008, 18:59
Nobody can make up for the laughter Oily brought. http://www.motorsportforum.com/forums/images/icons/icon6.gif

Daniel
11th January 2008, 19:06
I think he has other things to do perhaps.

jim mcglinchey
11th January 2008, 21:41
Oily was a big ugly muscle bound steroid abusing cockney reject.










..............(only kiddin Oily, if you ever read this)

oily oaf
12th January 2008, 09:15
Still am Jimbo, still am ;)

Morning guys! Thanks for the support, I'll wear it always :D

O Oaf Esq
"Smokin" Madge Wearygrowler's Rub n Tug Shop
East London
Leighton Buzzard
Oshawa

pino
12th January 2008, 09:32
Still am Jimbo, still am ;)

Morning guys! Thanks for the support, I'll wear it always :D

O Oaf Esq
"Smokin" Madge Wearygrowler's Rub n Tug Shop
East London
Leighton Buzzard
Oshawa

Great to see you back mate :up: ;)

RaikkonenRules
12th January 2008, 09:54
Will you be back permanently or just short time? :)

Camelopard
12th January 2008, 10:14
It wasn't me that reported you to the RSPCA, honest!

jim mcglinchey
12th January 2008, 10:34
Oily was a big ugly muscle bound steroid abusing cockney reject.










..............(only kiddin Oily, if you ever read this)

Whhoooaahh, who reworded my post? It has lost its subtlety and humour now.

Eki
12th January 2008, 13:46
Still am Jimbo, still am ;)

Morning guys! Thanks for the support, I'll wear it always :D

O Oaf Esq
"Smokin" Madge Wearygrowler's Rub n Tug Shop
East London
Leighton Buzzard
Oshawa
I was just going to say that if we chant long enough "oily,oily,oily..." you might make an enchore, but it seems you already did. Good to see you back.

Hazell B
12th January 2008, 18:28
East London
Leighton Buzzard
Oshawa

What's with the false address?
We all know you live in the Cutty Sark's bilgehouse with Charlize Theron, a can of Vimto and some three legged rats.

:p :

oily oaf
13th January 2008, 06:22
What's with the false address?
We all know you live in the Cutty Sark's bilgehouse with Charlize Theron, a can of Vimto and some three legged rats.

:p :

Hehehe spot on as ever Ms B ;)

Nah yesterday was just a flying visit sadly.
I hadn't checked the board for months and when I saw this thread I thought it would be churlish not to come back and annoy you guys one last time

I'm actually a bit of a regular feature in the London discussion board in Facebook these days where I post under the cunning psuedonym of Danny Torquewrench hahaha.
As much as I enjoyed my time here and made many great friends I found the parameters a tad restrictive for one as depraved as yours truly so the unmoderated Facebook format is right up my alley if you'll pardon the expression.
I even have a virtual girlfriend held captive in my shed existing on Oatabix and a steady diet of The Shipping forecast so nothing changes really does it chaps and chapperinettas ;)
Why not pop in and say hi some time guys. Id like that.
A word to the wise though folks its NOT for the fainthearted among you trust me, in fact I received a stern warning the other day for failing to include any gratuitous swearing and vile sexual innuendo in my customary early morning post :(

Thanks for the kind words guys and it was a real shot in the arm to see so many old familiar names once again......except for Eki whose disgusting predelictions for underage reindeer makes me sick to my stomach :mad:

A very happy and prosperous new year to you all and keep smiling you 'orrible lot.

Oily

(lights pipe, kills apprentice and burns cat face down in inspection pit)

As you were

stevie_gerrard
19th January 2008, 20:16
There was me thinking Oily had gone missing, seemingly gone forever so i wouldnt have to put up with his stories that last 4-5 years...








Only joking Oily, we love you really mate :p :