Tony Hurdle Interview

[Henry Cutts]

Tony Hurdle's interview is now on the v8trophy site:
http://www.v8trophy.com/thinterview.shtml

I hope everyone had a good Christmas and happy New Year!

[racing59]

Tony Hurdle's interview is now on the v8trophy site:
http://www.v8trophy.com/thinterview.shtml

I hope everyone had a good Christmas and happy New Year!

Goons? Goons? (taps screen) (penny in the mug)

Coming Min!

And all that rain - yes - I agree....
As Bluebottle said "He's fallen in the water!"

Eccles: "Hey, Bluebottle, wot u doin' in that coal bunker?"
Bluebottle: "I don't know, I can't see, it's too dark!"

And What's wrong with curry? The weight loss in the morning is worth it!!
I used to swear on a Vindaloo on the night before a race!.

Rob.

[Reynard]

Come on Min, get your woollen crash hat on - I'm taking it out on a trial run... ;)

[racing59]

Look! Over there a Zellepin stuffed with Horse hair, going in the general direction of up!

[Tony Hurdle]

I see you have heard of the GOONS then. Quality.

[Dave17]

"Put the handbreak on Min"
"does'nt suit me Henry"

or, in another episode
"Put the hanbreak on Min"
"where is it Henry?"
"under the seat in a brown paper bag"

Another of my favorites
"......the voice came from a man with a military bearing which he tossed in the air and caught"

[racing59]

Right, I'm off to purchase a top quality racing drum for the Lands End to John O'Groats Drum Race......

Seagoon you fool!

I can see this degenerating into an episode.....

fx: Penny in the mug.

The voice of Wallace Greenslade: This is the BBC Light Programme. To add seasonal cheer to the broadcast, I've had written permission to wear a small holly leaf in my button hole.

[Dave17]

"Ah, Neddie."
"Curses, I'm spotted."
"Why are you wearing that leopard-skin?"
"So that's why I'm spotted."


(Phone rings)
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Snap!"
"Splendid, ring again tomorrow and we'll have another game."

"Keep your chin up, Major!"
" Why?"
"It's in the soup."

[Tractorboy.]

Ha Ha Ha you two need to get out more Happy New Year to ya Rob!!

[Reynard]

Well, there's someone who doesn't appreciate classic comedy... :(

[Gasman#99]

Well, there's someone who doesn't appreciate classic comedy... :(
Thats because some of us on this forum arent old!!!

[racing59]

You don't need to be old to appreciate good quality comedy and have a sense of humour!

[hicksy]

Bluebottle: What time is it Eccles?
Eccles: Err, just a minute. I've got it written down here on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.
Bluebottle: Then why do you carry it around with you, Eccles?
Eccles: Well, if anybody asks me the time, I can show it to them.
Bluebottle: Wait a minute Eccles, my good man...
Eccles: What is it fellow?
Bluebottle: It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.
Eccles: I know that my good fellow. That's right. When I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.
Bluebottle: Well then, supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?
Eccles: Then I don't show it to them.
Bluebottle: Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?
Eccles: I've got it written down on a piece of paper!

[Dave17]

You don't need to be old to appreciate good quality comedy and have a sense of humour!

Words of wisdom indeed!


Bluebottle: Eccles, open the door.
Eccles: Okay, I'll- How do you open a door?
Bluebottle: You turn the knob on your side.
Eccles: I haven't got a knob on my side!
Bluebottle: On the door!
Eccles: Oh! I'll soon get the hang of that.

Grytpype-Thynne: Moriarty - go and slam the door in his face.
Moriarty: He hasn't got a door in his face.
Grytpype-Thynne: Then he's trapped, and he can't get out!

[Tractorboy.]

Bluebottle: What time is it Eccles?
Eccles: Err, just a minute. I've got it written down here on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.
Bluebottle: Then why do you carry it around with you, Eccles?
Eccles: Well, if anybody asks me the time, I can show it to them.
Bluebottle: Wait a minute Eccles, my good man...
Eccles: What is it fellow?
Bluebottle: It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.
Eccles: I know that my good fellow. That's right. When I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.
Bluebottle: Well then, supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?
Eccles: Then I don't show it to them.
Bluebottle: Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?
Eccles: I've got it written down on a piece of paper!

Ha Ha Ha theres more of you out there?!!!!!!!!

[SteveA]

Let's have something a bit more recent!

Baldrick: Will you want me to cut anything off? an arm or a leg, for
instance?

Edmund: Oh, good lord, no -- a little prick should do.

Baldrick: Very well, My Lord; I am your bondsman and must obey. [sticks his
knife down his trousers and begins sawing]

Edmund: For God's sake, Baldrick! I meant a little prick on your finger!

Baldrick: [nearly crying] I haven't got one there!

[racing59]

Edmund: Lord Percy, come quickly for a giant hummingbird is about to eat your hat.

......

[Reynard]

Or how about...

"Have you got any fork handles?"
"Yes, certainly sir... Here you go - four candles."
"No, I don't want four candles, I want fork handles! Handles for forks!"

;)

[racing59]

Got any O's?

[Henry Cutts]

Let's have something a bit more recent!

Baldrick: Will you want me to cut anything off? an arm or a leg, for
instance?

Edmund: Oh, good lord, no -- a little prick should do.

Baldrick: Very well, My Lord; I am your bondsman and must obey. [sticks his
knife down his trousers and begins sawing]

Edmund: For God's sake, Baldrick! I meant a little prick on your finger!

Baldrick: [nearly crying] I haven't got one there!

Well that's funny, as for the rest of it I must be to young!