Hello!

[Beans]

Thought I would say hello as I have just joined!

Hello! :)

[MrJan]

Welcome, things could become confusing now :wave:

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Not more beans :p

[LeonBrooke]

Yes, confusing indeed. Greetings new person :)

[nicemms]

so we now have beans beans beans, beans and many other members!

[Drew]

Are you Beans Beans Beans' grandad?

Welcome!

[BeansBeansBeans]

Imposter!

No seriously, welcome to the madhouse.

[Eki]

Beans, Beans, Beans, baked Spam and Beans. Welcome

[CarlMetro]

I suppose we still have some space for BBQBeans, CurriedBeans, BeansAndSausages and of course BeansBeans before the 'oldies' get really confused :p :

Welcome Beans :wave:

[Curryhead]

no no no! "Curried Beans" is reserved for my son when hes old enough to post here :p

and welcome beans :)

[Camelopard]

Red Beans 'n Rice, anyone?

[Donney]

Hello and welcome.

[Drew]

no no no! "Curried Beans" is reserved for my son when hes old enough to post here :p


Right, who's going to make the joke about that one then?

[slinkster]

hehe Welcome Beans! :)

[Ian McC]

So Beans has fallen out with Beans Beans! It doesn't surprise me, those three were not going to stay together forever, the writing has been on the wall for a while now ;)

[SEATFreak]

no no no! "Curried Beans" is reserved for my son when hes old enough to post here :p

Do you recall the ad by Windsor Davies years ago when he adverstised the stuff?

Never liked em' myself. Was always going to go the way of the blue smatie in terms of popularity.

I am wondering if Beans is the little brother of BeansBeansBeans and is yet to grow by a few 'Beans'. Maybe in a few years time Beans will become BeansBeans?

Welcome anyway Beans.

[veeten]

Imposter!

No seriously, welcome to the madhouse.

:laugh:

[RaikkonenRules]

Do you recall the ad by Windsor Davies years ago when he adverstised the stuff?

Never liked em' myself. Was always going to go the way of the blue smatie in terms of popularity.

I am wondering if Beans is the little brother of BeansBeansBeans and is yet to grow by a few 'Beans'. Maybe in a few years time Beans will become BeansBeans?

Welcome anyway Beans.

In that case BeansBeansBeans could have alot more Beans in his name before long :p :

[oily oaf]

Hello!
Yesterday afternoon I was given 6 years penal servitude for removing all my clothing in a West London branch of electrical goods store Dixons after I spotted a clip of 1970s underwater drama Seahunt starring acting, swimming, crime fighting star Lloyd Bridges being played on one of the many moving, speaking display televisions.
It seemed like the most natural thing in the world.
I hope this helps.
Please send me five pounds.

[Rollo]

Dear Mr Oaf,

Here is a photograph of a fiver:
http://www.mirfieldmemories.co.uk/images/coins/five_pound_note1944.jpg

There's plenty more photographs where that came from :D

Now just wait while I get my photograph of a fountain pen and write you a photograph of a receipt.

[oily oaf]

Dear Mr Oaf,

Here is a photograph of a fiver:
http://www.mirfieldmemories.co.uk/images/coins/five_pound_note1944.jpg

There's plenty more photographs where that came from :D

Now just wait while I get my photograph of a fountain pen and write you a photograph of a receipt.

How would you like a photshopped smudge of one of my size 12's being driven fairly forcefully into your unprotected male bodily particles matey? :vader:

Ah a 1944 fiver, a vintage year. By thunder I'll ne'er forget the day when Grandad Oaf put one into my tiny fist for breaking wind into an Arsenal supporters face during the half time interval in the sixth round of the FA Cup at Upton Park.
Halcyon, sepia tinged, rancid smelling days indeed.

[schmenke]

Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal.



S'long Beans! :wave:

[Eki]

People have really spilled their beans in this thread.

[Rollo]

How would you like a photshopped smudge of one of my size 12's being driven fairly forcefully into your unprotected male bodily particles matey? :vader:


I don't think I have anything to fear as I have a photograph of a brick wall to hide behind:
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/37/43/22764337.jpg

Meanwhile I could get away via a grammophone record of an AEC Routemaster on Route 9 to Hammersmith... oh dang, this grammophone record appears to be late :eek:

[oily oaf]

I don't think I have anything to fear as I have a photograph of a brick wall to hide behind:
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/37/43/22764337.jpg

Meanwhile I could get away via a grammophone record of an AEC Routemaster on Route 9 to Hammersmith... oh dang, this grammophone record appears to be late :eek:


Next! :mad:

[LotusElise]

Beans appears to have been scared away!

[Eki]

Beans appears to have been scared away!
Who farted?

[RaikkonenRules]

Beans appears to have been scared away!

Not another one, sigh when will we learn :(

[MrJan]

It's not about us. This is the hazing ritual that all members who announce themselves must go through. We can't just let any old sane person in, the place would be positively dull.

[LeonBrooke]

You're all cruel!

Not like me, I'm nice and friendly. Ask anyone :)

[Thor]

Welcome Beans