A unique take on Racism

[ozrevhead]

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny.


When I born, I'm BLACK,
When I grow up, I'm BLACK,
When I go in sun, I'm BLACK,
When I cold, I'm BLACK,
When I scared, I'm BLACK,
When I sick, I'm BLACK,
And when I die, I'm still BLACK.

You white folks....
When you born, you're PINK,
When you grow up, you're WHITE,
When you go in sun, you're RED,
When you cold, you're BLUE,
When you scared, you're YELLOW,
When you sick, you're GREEN,
When you bruised, you're PURPLE,
And when you die, you're GRAY.

So who you callin' colored folks?

[Donney]

That's good.

[tinchote]

Funny :)

[AndySpeed]

I have yet to meet someone who actually goes green when they're sick!

[Flat.tyres]

I have yet to meet someone who actually goes green when they're sick!

sea sickness does actually turn people a green hue.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Heard it before :rolleyes:

[Drew]

I used to wonder as a kid if black people turned white when they sunbathed :rolleyes:

[Erki]

Brow&Drew, why the green faces? Are you feeling sick? :p (Yes, me too :p )

[Daniel]

I used to wonder as a kid if black people turned white when they sunbathed :rolleyes:
Racist!

[Drew]

Unfortunately I don't have a black friend to use in my defence :confused:

[luvracin]

I'm not racist. No matter the colour, creed or sex... I'm an equal opportunity a-hole! :p :

[Erki]

I was thinking here, in MSN Messenger, there are the boy and girl smilies: (X) and ({) are the boy ones and (Z) and (}) are the girls ones - in case anyone didn't know. The only question is... the boy is white(orange actually) and the girl is black(brown actually). Why is the boy white/orange and the girl black/brown? I think this is THE conspiracy. What is Microsoft trying to tell us? That boys don't tan? That all girls are black? That boys are better/worse than girls? WHAT THE "#&&&#&%¤"¤! :mad:

I really think this is far, far, I tell you one more time so that the echo stays here until year 3000 :s mokin: : FAR more pressing issue than IE6/7/8/26,412.2110(build 3,439*10^15)'s security issues.